Teena: Okay, I first posted this on the GWML. I'll put it here just the way I posted it there. Okay? There is yaoi-ness, squick?, and a religious issue. I don't own the GW characters, don't sue me. ~start~ Teena: Okay, I've read a few fics where Heero and Duo are just best friends, then they find out that they're brothers. Duo read over my shoulder, eeped, and said he was glad they weren't brothers, considering their relationship here... My muse gave me an idea unintentionally... This isn't gonna be very long, just a quick little thing to get out the idea. If anyone wants to do an expansion, or just snitch the idea, they're welcome to it. Duo: Lord, no. Teena, how can you do this to us? Teena: I'm a fic writer. Last I checked, the job description included sadism, a capacity for torture, and the ability to inflict it on dearly loved characters for one's own amusement. Now, on with the fic! Relativity Heero was tapping away at his laptop (the computer, you hentais!) when it beeped, signalling an incoming message. The consummate hacker, he quickly took care of the encryption, and stripped the camoflauge (is that the right spelling?) to reveal the true message. One eyebrow went up. "Duo, I have to go. Dr. J wants to meet with me." Duo gaped. "Nani?! Face to face? How rare is that? This must be major important!" He bounced off the bed and over to Heero, wrapping his arms around his lover's neck. "Wonder what's up?" Heero turned off the computer, and stood up, dislodging Duo. "I won't know until I see him. The rendevous is soon, and it's not far from here. I have to leave right away." Duo pouted a bit. "Okay, I know. When duty calls... Hurry back, I'll be waiting for you." The braided pilot winked suggestively, waving a cheery goodbye to the Wing pilot. Heero nodded acknowledgement, then left. A moment later, he roared off on the motorcycle they were currently using for transportation. At the rendevous... Dr. J gave an approving nod as his charge walked in the door. "Prompt as usual, my boy. Sit down. This isn't to do with a mission, it's personal." Heero sat, giving Dr. J a questioning look. "Personal?" "Yes, quite. You know how I thought you had no surviving relatives, me boy? Well, it turns out I was wrong. Your brother, your twin brother, survived as well." Heero's eyes widened very slightly. "My... brother?" Dr. J nodded enthusiastically. "Indeed, I was surprised, too. To think, I never would have known if G hadn't decided to do a fuller background check on his people. Your brother works for him." Heero's eyes narrowed, a horrible suspicion beginning to dawn in his mind. "My brother works for Doctor G?" "Yes, in fact, I believe you know him..." Later, back at the motel... Duo looked up as Heero came back in. He looked surprisingly pale. "Oi, Heero, what's wrong? You look like you just had the biggest shock of your life." Heero looked at Duo, eyes wide and haunted. "I think I did. Duo... how serious a sin is incest?" ~owari~ Teena: Bwahahahahaaaa! I am soooo evil. Duo: You're also sooooo on the couch. I don't believe you wrote that! Teena: Phoo. It's just a fic. Stop overreacting. Duo: OVERREACTING?! *argument ensues* ~owari again~ Teena: Well, that is the way I posted this on the GWML. This thing caused a HUGE storm. I probably shouldn't have written it, but... Anyway, don't flame me over this fic, PLEASE! I did NOT mean it to be taken seriously. *buries her face in her hands* And please, please, please, do not send me explanations of how serious a sin incest is. That was Heero's question, not mine. I got enough religious argument to last a lifetime on the ML.