I love my master; Thus I perfume myself with This long-rotten squirrel. I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You ever will be. Today I sniffed Many dogs rears; I celebrate By kissing your face. I sound the alarm! Paperboy--come to kill us all-- Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! I sound the alarm! Meter reader--come to kill us all-- Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! I sound the alarm! Garbage man--come to kill us all-- Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! I sound the alarm! Neighbor's cat--come to kill us all! Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! I lift my leg and Whiz on each bush. Hello, Spot-- Sniff this and weep. How do I love thee? The ways are numberless as My hairs on the rug. My human is home! I am so ecstatic I must Made a puddle. I hate my choke chain. Look, world, they strangle me! Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack! Sleeping here, my chin On your foot, no greater bliss--well, Maybe chasing cats. Look in my eyes and Deny it. No human could Love you as I do. The cat is not all Bad; she fills the litter box With small Tootsie Rolls. Dig under fence---why? Because it's there. Because it's There. Because it's there. I am your best friend, Now, always, and especially When you are eating. You may call them fleas, But they are far more; I call Them a vocation. My owners' mood is Romantic; I lie near their Feet. I let a big one.