The 'billies headed into the contest versus the glacial speed minus their erstwhile captain ron, who was sipping on some tea in long island with trish e trish....... the leadership reins where handed over to Bubba Gump for the game... who promptly displayed his abilities by delaying the game 20 minutes while the 'billies awaited the arrival of the BIG UNIT.... using the old 'i forgot my keys at home and can't get the equipment' hook to throw the glaciers off of the scent..... sadly, word arrived that the BIG UNIT was being held hostage by the folks at the pheonix for failing to pay the bar tab he had rung up while warming up for the game.... bubba quickly recruited two key members of the alaskan hillbillies junior b team, kyle 'killer' barnes and clara 'mad-dawg' matheson... with the new lineup in place, the 'billies took to the field and promptly took a quick 1-0 lead after one....for the rest of the game summary... please visit the glacial speed website... the finale of this story is too painful for this reporter to recount.