Game 7: The Wheels Stayed On
Mad Dawg AKA "The Alcoholic," shows the new pre-game warm up ritual. She is also modelling the 'Billies new bleachers.

In a pitching showdown, between a tired Smokey and the Time Bandits team and our rough and ready HH pitching staff, the Billies managed to beat the time Bandits handily in a well played defensive showdown.

Scoreless through 5 innings (Is this Three-pitch?), the Billies managed to get on the board with some outstanding hitting by Hurricane Harriet.

Little Hitler shook things up by drawing up a new batting order, and, to the surprise of many, reinserting Tractor Trailer Taylor into the pitching staff. The moves paid off, as the 'Billies flexed their offensive muscles in the late innings, and TTT failed to strike out any of his teammates.

Little Hitler's father, taking in his first game of the season, had these words when asked about the chances of the club, 'I've seen a lot of baseball, I'm not even sure if this is baseball, but it's sure a whole hell of a lot of fun! Go 'Billies!"

 

 

 

 

 
Grandpa Phoenix ponders the implications of the new pre-game ritual
 

 

"When I do this, STEAL"...Little Hitler attempts to teach her team the steal sign.