Hawaiian Hillbillies 2003 Season Batting Statistics
Player	G.P.	Avg.	A.B.	Hits	Runs	F.O.	K. Tony	K. Nina	Status
Cap'n Ron	12	0.746	59	44	30	11		2	active
Charlie Brown	10	0.691	55	38	28	13			active
Tractor Trailer Taylor	10	0.640	50	32	18	12		1	active
The BIG UNIT	11	0.623	53	33	12	6	2	1	active
Porn Lover	11	0.623	53	33	15	7		2	active
Bubba Gump	10	0.617	47	29	20	13	2		active
The Messiah	11	0.559	59	33	18	19			active
Lewis	7	0.528	36	19	10	12	2		active
Lisa	9	0.500	44	22	11	7	1		active
Nina	11	0.483	58	28	11	11	1		active
Hustler	9	0.477	44	21	9	16			active
Crooothers (aka Cougar)	0	#####	0	0	0	0			Unknown
POPS	1	1.000	3	3	2	0			Retired
Hossam	1	1.000	4	4	2	0			B-Billies Call-Up
Bro Shertzer	1	0.800	5	4	2	0			B-Billies Call-Up
Scott	1	0.600	5	3	2	1			B-Billies Call-Up
All-Canadian	1	0.500	4	2	2	1			B-Billies Call-Up
Lauren	2	0.429	7	3	2	0			Pilgrimage
Bro Shertzer Girlfriend	1	0.400	5	2	0	0			B-Billies Call-Up
MOMS	1	0.333	3	1	0	1			Retired
Invisible Isabelle	2	0.000	0	0	0	0			B-Billies Call-Up
Overall	11	0.596	594	354	194	130	8	6	11 active players
G.P. = Games Played
A.B. = At Bats
F.O. = Fly Outs
K. (Name) = Strike out (Pitcher)
Note: Due to laziness, extra bases on hits have not been recorded.