Hey Gang

 

Here is the map to Tony's cottage for the Hillbilly retreat. The quality is poor, so maybe you should follow the directions below the map. The map looks alright if you print it out on a good laser printer though!!!!!!!!!Or open in PDF

TRACTOR'S CONCISE DIRECTIONS TO TONYS COTTAGE AND THE HILLBILLY RETREAT:

Go North on the 400 past Orillia
Find exit 137 (to Coldwater and Big Chute)
Go East at this exit to Coldwater and Big Chute!
You will hit highway 12, and have to do a sharp left and then a right to stay on the road to Coldwater (although this could be a longer distance then a short distance, please do not be disuaded, I am sure there will be plenty of signs for the bustling metropolis of Coldwater)!
If you have not brought water, or food, or toilet paper, please consider investing in a few of these items while in lovely Coldwater!
Continue on to the Big Chute (which i imagine is some sort of water theme park) and Severn Falls on a highway that could be 17)
It seems like there is a fork in the road at a set of flashing lights after a game farm, i'd take the left if I were you!
You will eventually hit Irish Line; if you have crossed railway tracks, you have gone to far!!!!!! Turn around!!!!!
Then you will hit Towerline Road. Turn Left. This could be a short distance or a long distance. I am unable to specify at this moment.
At this time, you are probably wishing you brought a flashlight, b/c it is dark and you can't read the country road signs. Oh well, maybe next time sucka
You are in a forest. It is scary!
Blessed East Shore Road! Blessed Gate! Blessed Pappy Gill Lane.
If you can see a humongous mansion with a red roof, you are in the right spot! Congratulations!
Unfortunately for you, Tony's cottage is the dilapidated shack next door!
Don't worry though. Roger has the keg of beer already to go!

 

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