From the Bullpen

As we head into the last game of the year, I can’t help but wonder what will happen to the old website. With merely the sponsorship of NSERC and the gracious donation of equipment from Dr. Lightstone, Dr. Ewing and Dr. Ching, the team here at tractortrailertaylor.com has brought you up to date statistics and amusing anecdotes of our beloved Hawaiian Hillbillies. With over 1300 hits (rounded up to 2600 by Captain Ron), it is clear that the website has captured the imaginations of man, woman and beast, and propelled the team to the forefront and into the lexicon of intramural collegiate sport. The journalism, at turns contrived, at others sublime, has amused and discombobulated a nation. As web overlord, I’d like to take this opportunity to thank Bubba Gump, the BIG UNIT and Charlie Brown for their contributions. Captain Ron and I had a vision, and, with the help of Porn Overlord Nan Gao, we managed to pull it all together (although the banjo music and dancing hula woman came a little late). It’s been a terrific three months on the job!…. Hopefully we can finish it all off with a story about a successful Pheonix Cup.

C’ya at the ballpark,

Tractor