Yankeewkw (10:20:01 PM): Sometimes at night I see these funny people outside of my window.
Trahald696 (10:20:27 PM): throw chicken bones at them
Yankeewkw (10:20:54 PM): But they'll just eat them... They ate my ferret.
Yankeewkw (10:21:07 PM): I had shaken the ferret. The ferret had shaken ferret syndrome after I shook it
Trahald696 (10:21:39 PM): call over some jahova whitnessess and tell them to preach to the people outside your window
Trahald696 (10:22:07 PM): you should not shake a ferret, they may crap all over the carpet...
Yankeewkw (10:22:32 PM): I wish I had my ferret back. My ferret was named Mr. Peanut, after the peanut named Mr. Peanut. I make little racecars out of ferret feces.
Trahald696 (10:23:18 PM): Mr. Peanut was not a peanut, but merely a cashew in disguise, you were fooled...
Yankeewkw (10:23:43 PM): Damn him.
Yankeewkw (10:23:57 PM): The cane and glasses were so convincing... He must have been a master of disguise
Trahald696 (10:24:33 PM): yes, four out of five doctors recommend that you should not eat ferret feces...or eat peanuts...they may also be ferret feces in disguise...
Trahald696 (10:24:51 PM): my baby's name is Piso Mojado...is that so wrong?
Yankeewkw (10:25:34 PM): I'm not allowed to have fingers because they're too sharp.
Trahald696 (10:25:57 PM): and the people outside your window...you should flash them...they may be scared of little penises...
Yankeewkw (10:26:24 PM): Then they wouldn't be afraid of me...
Yankeewkw (10:26:40 PM): QUIT STOMPING KITTENS!
Trahald696 (10:26:52 PM): it's ok, don't be ashmed, denile is always the first step...then anger...
Trahald696 (10:27:07 PM): but i thought you wanted mashed kitties for dinner? i'm sorry lover
Yankeewkw (10:27:26 PM): QUIT STOMPING THE FRIKKIN KITTENS!
Yankeewkw (10:27:39 PM): NEED I CALL OUT THE ANTI-KITTEN STOMPING FORCE?
Trahald696 (10:28:07 PM): yes, you must...i want mashed kitties for dinner...all i wanted was a little lovin...
Trahald696 (10:28:54 PM): how come you never call me anymore?
Trahald696 (10:29:11 PM): what about the kids? the kids want to know where their daddy is...
Yankeewkw (10:29:26 PM): Shakin ferrets... Shakin the damn ferrets
Trahald696 (10:29:48 PM): BOOM!! Shakalaka...
Trahald696 (10:30:21 PM): http://www.platinumgrit.com/poke.html
Yankeewkw (10:30:44 PM): hmm... why do I get the feeling that that is one of the annoying pop-up sites.
Trahald696 (10:31:20 PM): becuase it is not...poke the bunny...but not in that southern hick way that you do so well...
Yankeewkw (10:32:18 PM): ha
Yankeewkw (10:32:23 PM): I like the Titanic thing
Trahald696 (10:32:51 PM): no you suck.THE BUNNY>:o
Yankeewkw (10:33:08 PM): I do not understand
Trahald696 (10:33:33 PM): oh, i forgot, you have no fingers...you cannot poke the bunny...
Yankeewkw (10:33:50 PM): I have stubs...
Yankeewkw (10:33:58 PM): does the bunny ever get really mad when you poke it?
Trahald696 (10:34:24 PM): yes, keep poking it...
Yankeewkw (10:34:25 PM): DEAR GOD!
Yankeewkw (10:34:40 PM): Ha... tricks on the bunny. I have no fingers!
Trahald696 (10:34:56 PM): BOOM!! Shakalaka...
Yankeewkw (10:35:12 PM): Does the bunny grow larger every time you poke it?
Yankeewkw (10:35:19 PM): Trees taste funny.
Yankeewkw (10:35:23 PM): Especially the smaller ones.
Trahald696 (10:35:33 PM): chibi chibi
Yankeewkw (10:42:14 PM): You know, chimps really do deserve more respect. I'm going to buy several acres of land and give it to chimps. I will give them fire and weaponry, and there will be a king chimp. He will have the most powerful weapons. They will thrive in their own empire, destroying those who stand in their way.
Trahald696 (10:42:51 PM): i think i love you...you rock my world
Yankeewkw (10:43:06 PM): I love chimps.
Trahald696 (10:49:19 PM): me too...they're quite tasty
Yankeewkw (10:49:26 PM): Mommy, how many pokes does it take to annoy the hell out of a bunny?
Yankeewkw (10:49:32 PM): 18, Vlad, 18.
Trahald696 (10:49:54 PM): Vlad...you dracula wannabe
Yankeewkw (10:50:07 PM): Vlad's dead now
Trahald696 (10:50:16 PM): yeah, he has been for a long time
Yankeewkw (10:50:28 PM): Vlad was a dragon once
Trahald696 (10:50:41 PM): have you made jesus your personal savior yet?
Yankeewkw (10:51:03 PM): Yes I like slinkies.
Trahald696 (10:51:28 PM): if you eat a slinky...you get to have your stomach pumped :-)
Yankeewkw (10:52:02 PM): Shopping carts are too sharp for me so I use binoculars.
Trahald696 (10:52:51 PM): shut up you no fingered stumpy bastard >:o
Yankeewkw (10:53:22 PM): It's stumpy fingered bastard to you, you kitten stomping ferret shaker!
Yankeewkw (10:53:36 PM): Do you install electrical fences?
Yankeewkw (10:53:40 PM): the invisible kind?
Trahald696 (10:53:48 PM): why yes...yes i do
Yankeewkw (10:54:12 PM): Would it be legal if I were to... place the collars on clueless children?
Trahald696 (10:54:26 PM): i am installing a big one in California to keep all the illegal aliens out...w00t it smells like fried mexicans...
Trahald696 (10:54:36 PM): no, it would be quite funny though
Yankeewkw (10:54:54 PM): I would put candy and puppies just outside the borders
Trahald696 (10:55:24 PM): puppies would steal the candy and sell it like crack to the alligators
Yankeewkw (10:55:25 PM): And I would have a prod too.
Yankeewkw (10:55:38 PM): A prod that would make all the little kids run in circles.
Trahald696 (11:03:30 PM): are you a punjabi?
Yankeewkw (11:03:52 PM): I'm a hammerhead shark, if that matters.
Trahald696 (11:04:16 PM): shoobi?