Yankeewkw (9:51:36 PM): The people are gone now.
Trahald696 (9:51:47 PM): shhhhhhhh
Trahald696 (9:53:29 PM): how many monkeys are left?
Yankeewkw (9:53:40 PM): In their empire?
Yankeewkw (9:53:44 PM): or in my bathroom?
Trahald696 (9:54:20 PM): isn't your bathroom the empire?
Yankeewkw (9:55:00 PM): No. There's the empire of many acres where I put the monkeys and give them some tools and weapons, and at some point I'll set them free to see how they mingle with human society.
Yankeewkw (9:55:05 PM): that's the monkey empire
Yankeewkw (9:55:14 PM): the ones in my bathroom clean my bathroom. I throw out the ones that don't clean
Trahald696 (9:55:26 PM): ph, then how many are in your bathrrom?
Trahald696 (9:55:58 PM): *oh
Yankeewkw (9:56:18 PM): 2... the baboons won't wear diaper
Yankeewkw (9:56:20 PM): s
Trahald696 (9:56:40 PM): yes, and don't let them play with your lipstick...
Trahald696 (9:56:46 PM): MONKEY HATE CLEAN...
Yankeewkw (9:57:15 PM): Not when they have shock things attached to them
Trahald696 (9:58:09 PM): fourteen out of five dentists recommend cherry flavored something or other...
Yankeewkw (9:59:00 PM): I like ferret shaking
Trahald696 (9:59:27 PM): yes, but remember, beware the ferret feces...
Yankeewkw (9:59:41 PM): I know... but that's why I have the monkeys.
Yankeewkw (9:59:53 PM): So they clean up the ferret feces
Trahald696 (10:00:20 PM): if you have that many monkeys and ferrets...you should open up a 99 cent chinese food place...
Yankeewkw (10:00:59 PM): And have the monkeys be cooked or have them make the food?
Trahald696 (10:01:29 PM): they are the food f00!!!
Yankeewkw (10:01:48 PM): Monkeys are efficent cooks, however.
Trahald696 (10:02:47 PM): no, you order mexican immigrants who need green cards...then marry them off to your daughters in exchange for cooking...
Yankeewkw (10:03:15 PM): What if the only daughters I have are monkeys?
Trahald696 (10:03:35 PM): they're mexican...they may not know the difference...
Yankeewkw (10:04:24 PM): You're a quick one
Yankeewkw (10:04:35 PM): Should I hire the monkeys to fly the jets over the mexican border to pick up the immigrants?
Trahald696 (10:05:00 PM): no, you order them off of the internet
Yankeewkw (10:05:14 PM): the jets? How much do they cost?
Trahald696 (10:05:43 PM): about forty-eight thousand yen, plus fuel costs
Yankeewkw (10:07:25 PM): isn't that only around 500 dollars?
Trahald696 (10:07:32 PM): j00 suXor...
Yankeewkw (10:07:47 PM): just gas cans
Trahald696 (10:08:21 PM): no, gas comes in a package now, you just add carbonated water...
Yankeewkw (10:08:52 PM): carbonation burns my eyes, especially when I hit people with it.
Trahald696 (10:09:21 PM): my guess is that you just suck...
Yankeewkw (10:09:55 PM): like a fox!
Trahald696 (10:10:41 PM): sheep?
Yankeewkw (10:11:08 PM): Only on mondays and wednesdays
Trahald696 (10:11:22 PM): why only seven days?
Yankeewkw (10:11:43 PM): 5 are just too much apples for me
Trahald696 (10:11:57 PM): yeah, i know how it is...
Yankeewkw (10:12:19 PM): where did you get a picture of a fishbanana?
Trahald696 (10:12:42 PM): it is not a fishbanana, it is a bananafish
Yankeewkw (10:12:53 PM): Clearly its a bananafish
Yankeewkw (10:12:57 PM): I mean
Yankeewkw (10:12:58 PM): a fishbanana
Trahald696 (10:13:20 PM): it's my site, and i say it is a bananafish
Yankeewkw wants to directly connect (10:13:20 PM).
Yankeewkw cancels request; no connection was made (10:14:02 PM).
Yankeewkw (10:14:16 PM): WHY YOU NO DIRECT CONNECT
Trahald696 (10:14:25 PM): because i do not want to
Yankeewkw (10:14:49 PM): You and all of your reasonable reasons... *curses*
Trahald696 (10:15:19 PM): if you want to send me something, send it through e-mail
Yankeewkw (10:15:31 PM): What's your email?
Trahald696 (10:15:47 PM): Duergar82@hotmail.com
Yankeewkw (10:15:56 PM): Jimmy Kimmel is wearing a richard simmons wig
Yankeewkw (10:16:00 PM): I see you have read the FR books?
Trahald696 (10:16:26 PM): FR books?
Yankeewkw (10:16:33 PM): or maybe you didn't...
Yankeewkw (10:16:36 PM): Forgotten Realms
Trahald696 (10:16:39 PM): no, i did not
Trahald696 (10:16:42 PM): why?
Yankeewkw (10:16:50 PM): Where did you hear of Duergar then?
Trahald696 (10:17:25 PM): Duergar is a goblin from far away who ticks travellers into falling to their death...
Yankeewkw (10:18:07 PM): hmm... strange.
Trahald696 (10:18:22 PM): why is that strange?
Yankeewkw (10:18:46 PM): Because in the Forgotten Realms books, Duergar are a type of dwarves...
Trahald696 (10:19:34 PM): it could be a type of dwarf...i think the book has it as a goblin though...
Yankeewkw (10:19:47 PM): oh
Yankeewkw (10:19:49 PM): which book?
Trahald696 (10:20:07 PM): i forgot the name of it, some fairy book i have
Yankeewkw (10:20:07 PM): Aren't you Crono LV99?
Trahald696 (10:20:11 PM): no
Yankeewkw (10:20:12 PM): oh
Yankeewkw (10:20:32 PM): then what's your GFAQS name?
Trahald696 (10:20:43 PM): Trahald of Stoor
Yankeewkw (10:21:42 PM): the file is too big to send through hotmail
Yankeewkw (10:21:50 PM): it's just a pic
Trahald696 (10:22:08 PM): what is it a pic of?
Yankeewkw (10:22:16 PM): a fishbanana
Trahald696 (10:22:48 PM): i already have a bananafish picture...me thinks you are lying
Yankeewkw (10:23:09 PM): meknows you are wrong
Yankeewkw (10:23:16 PM): what else would I do?
Trahald696 (10:23:39 PM): i would not know\
Yankeewkw (10:24:15 PM): I'm not completely insane, I just appear to be so. In the center of me is yummy chocolatey goodness. Just like those truffles.
Yankeewkw wants to directly connect (10:24:20 PM).
Trahald696 declines request; no connection was made (10:24:33 PM).
Yankeewkw (10:29:12 PM): Eating gum makes my stomach hurt...

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Auto response from Trahald696 (10:29:12 PM): yeah, i'm laying on the couch, send me a message and i'll see if it's worth it to get up.

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Trahald696 (10:36:02 PM): then try sticking it in your ear...
Yankeewkw (10:36:15 PM): It seriously does... my stomach hurts
Trahald696 (10:37:14 PM): why did you think i was Crono LV99?
Yankeewkw (10:37:27 PM): because of the site...
Trahald696 (10:38:09 PM): how so? f00...did you not see the banner that said Trahald of Stoor...
Yankeewkw (10:38:34 PM): not really
Trahald696 (10:38:52 PM): see, that's why you suXor...