Have You Ever Gotten Culinary Revenge On Someone While Working At A Restaurant?

Mike M. : I was reared in Milton (Florida). I worked at Hardee's on the breakfast shift and had to clock in at 5 a.m. If it wasn't for my strong, stable, personality I would've killed everybody I worked with.  Everyone there loved and enjoyed and believed in their jobs.  These old ladies lived for their biscuits.  They would throw a fit if I took the biscuits out of the oven just a little too late! These old Hardee's uniforms were brown polyester.  Let me tell you, they did wonders for my complexion, slaving over the hot stove.  Man, I had zits on my back and my ass from sweating in that shit." But Mike claims never to have done anything to the food to get back at someone.  He says, "I wouldn't have gotten anything out of it by doing that." 
Yeh, sure Mike!

Earl The Killer Squirrel: About Taco Bell's food -- "What don't taste so great are the 7 layer burritoes.  About anything else tastes pretty good."
Trailer Trash: Do you ever throw anything in the food when you see someone you don't like ordering something?
Earl: No, I just cut back on proportions.  But when people irritate me or stare at me when I'm eating I chew with my mouth open like this...." At this time Earl proceeds to show me how he chews like a horse.

Greyson W.  : I got fired from Taco Bell in Gulf Breeze (Florida -- note on Gulf Breeze :  it's fulll of rich white uptight yuppies). Some church guy came up to me and said, "My chicken soft taco is frigid."
    I said, "You mean like your wife?"
    Trailer Trash thinks the church guy walked right into that one.  Oh yeah, and Greyson says "Don't eat the chilitos.  They smell like feet!" 
    I've lost my appetite, and I still don't know if Greyson got culinary revenge on anyone!  But I would like to think he did.

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