Pat's party , Well... here we go.. the details.. The night started pretty cool .. crusty ham came to my house and we watched home movies of me.. very wrong.. and we longed for some food. So , when calvin called to say he was on his way , you can imagine how happy we were to know that food was going to be consumed. So.. the food bought and mostly eaten even before leaving the parking lot we were on our way to pat's house. After a few wrong turns we finally made it here to find everyone already there. So.. the night was about to begin. i really don't know how it began though. All i can remember is we were all sober and then we were not all sober. It's kind weird. But anyways.. They drinking game started and we got even more and more drunk. Everyone but Calvin. But that's coo. So after we decied to stop playing the game i decieded to go on the computer and look up songs. It was very hard to see the key board. But i think i managed. After a little porn was watched.. and brad had finished puking in the garbage can.. I was feeling even more the booze i had comsumed. I don;t know at around what time some people left for the gas station but all i can remember is they left. It was then that i updated my web page .And then i remember being outside with crusty ham and calvin.. they are now going out and i witnessed the first kiss as a couple. Cool!!! I seem to be remembering the night in little peices.. i have no idea in which order they go in my head. There all over the place and i'm just putting the here. Timmies!! Evil!! We got the and i had the hicups.!! They were really hurting so.. in my drunken stuper and think it's a good idea to drink some water. I go to the bathroom first and the i drank from the tape and i think i got too close to the tape then i might have liked. Very gross. I hope i don't get some kind of desease. But after that , we returned to pat's house with coffe and my piece of cake that i soo wanted. I didn't even eat the whole thing. But hey.. sall good. After playing with brad's wallet and blowing up the condom that i found in the wallet it was time for everyone to go to bed. It wa just me and calvin and crusty ham left up. So .. after not being able to order pizza i settle for a can of cashews that pat gave me and i spilt all over the place. But they were still good. I decided to make myself a bed out or chairs and it was not comftoble at all. i was cold and sore from sleeping the. So i went to sleep on the floor with everyone in the living room. Very uncomfortable. But i lived. They night was a big succes. I enjoyed myself and i reached my goal for the night. I DRANK TILL I COULDN'T SEE!!!!!!!!!!! Things i learnt that night - a simple block can entertain a room a people for hours - top hat are cool - looking at porn when your drunk is ok - Condoms make good ballons. - it is very easy to steal a wallet from a person in a coma - It's only when your drunk do u tell the truth - pizza pockets are good eats. - puking is never fun - putting makeup on a person who is in a coma is easy see ya