My weekend , I had alot of fun. The night started with Crusty Ham calling saying she was coming. I was very happy. Then i called Pat and he was very happy. Then i called Calvin and guess what? He wasn't home.So when Crusty Ham arrived we waited around for Pat. He get's to the door and says he parked his car down the street cause he couldn't find my house. So we made  him go and get his car. Then , being 18 and all we decieded to go to a porn shop. It was very scary. There were things there that should not be alowed. There was this guy there too looking at the movies like he was at blockbuster. So we left that place alomost in tears. Then we went the quick mart to get chips and dip and we met up with calvin and from there came home. They party was ready to go. One thing missing , Jess. I told her we would wait for her but we needed one shot. She we took that shot. And for the record , I think that we were pretty good with calvin this time. Well that was my take on it. So when jess arrived the party started. She brought Wodka. Not Vorka , Wodka .That's what it said on the bottle. I didn't think that vodka could go bad but I think that one did . But that didn't stop me.   So after that was all gone and the rum and the little bottle of rum and the cooler we were all pretty much gone. Crusty Ham was gone and jess was throwing up. So me and Pat started talking. Holy shit we talked about weird stuff. I'm not going to say what , you'll have to ask me yourself if you want to know. But when jess and C.H were asleep Calvin and Me and pat went for a walk to timmies and again , talked about reallly wierd stuff , it was cool thought. I learnt alot about calvin and pat. So at timmies there was this guy who comes in with a bag of magazines and goes to the bathroom never to be seen again. I also bought a fruit explosion , it was not that good. Plus my jaw was not working. I had to help it. And then I bought some rolaids . Calvin wanted me to eat chalk. RIght , Chalk. So on the way back pat and i walked off our drunkeness since we both took a shot befor leaving.We found a hub cap in the snow from a plyouth. Pat brought it home and it is now sititng on my lawn.  And upon return we went to bed. Well me and pat did. C.H woke up around 2 and calvin and her talked till 5. But all in all the night was really cool. I learnt alot about myslef and others. I also told people something i thought i never would. But everyone was too drunk to remember so i'm back at square one with this, Oh well. They next moring we went to the mall and looked at pics from the night before. They were very scary.so... that was my night. enjoy. ttfn