Chapter 1

The Shire- 60 years later...

Frodo is sitting in the grass reading a physics book, when he hears “It’s gettin’ hot in herre so take off all yer clothes.”

Frodo: Gandalf!

Frodo begins to skip in the direction of Gandalf’s singing.

Frodo: Gandalf! Is that a new song you’ve written?

Gandalf: *deep voice* Yeah, baby.

Frodo jumps to hug Gandalf, but misses, and hugs the pony instead. Frodo ends up breaking his nose. Gandalf starts laughing evilly. Frodo begins to cry loudly. Gandalf picks him up, set him in the cart, and drives off.

They drive around for a bit. Frodo jumps out of the cart, loses his balance, and rolls down the hill until he hits his nose on a rock. Gandalf laughs evilly.

Chapter 2

At Bilbo’s party we see Frodo doing the Middle-Earth version of the ‘Chicken Dance.’ He has a big white patch over his broken nose.

Frodo: Go do the Chicken Dance with Rosie, Sam.

Sam: No, I’d rather not.

Frodo: Why?

Sam: I’d much rather dance with you, Mister Frodo.

Frodo pushes Sam away and it just so happens that Rosie is standing right there.

Rosie: *scary voice* I’ve been waiting for you.

Bilbo is giving his speech and he suddenly disappears.

Hobbit Talking to Friend: What just happened? That was dumb!

Chapter 3

Bilbo and Gandalf are in Bilbo’s house, bickering like an old married couple. Bilbo decides to leave.

Gandalf: Well, I want everything! Including the ring!

Bilbo: Fine!

Bilbo storms out singing “Bye, Bye, Bye” by N’sync. Gandalf goes back into the house and is going to pick up the ring when it grows arms, smacks Gandalf and yells, “Get away from me!!” Gandalf runs out of the room screaming.