Chapter 10

Strider and company start going to Rivendell.

Saruman is talking to Sauron.

Sauron: Build me a manicurist worthy of Mordor.

Saruman: What?

Sauron: I mean an army worthy of Mordor.

Saruman: Okay, Sweetie.

Strider and company arrive at Weathertop on their scooters.

Strider: This is Weathertop.

Frodo: Does that mean it’s really Eathertop?

Strider: No, it’s really Weathertop.

Frodo: Kay...

Strider is giving the hobbits weapons. He throws Frodo’s sword to him, it hits him in the nose, breaking it again. In the distance, Gandalf laughs evilly.

Strider: Sorry, Wfrodo.

Frodo: It’s Frodo.

Strider: Oh, yeah.

The Nazgul come and see the scooters.

Nazgul 6: Why don’t we have scooters?

Nazgul 1: Let’s steal them!

Nazgul 2: Okay.

Frodo sees them coming and realizes they must want to still tag him. So, they go to the top. The Nazgul follow. Sam tries to protect Frodo, but he fails. Merry and Pippin try and fail also. Michael Jordan tries to tag Frodo with his sword. But he tags too hard and the sword goes into Frodo.

Michael: Oops, I forgot, I needed a carrot to tag with. Let’s go get one!

Nazgul 2: Okay.

Strider suddenly comes with fire.

Strider: Wilson, look what I have created! FIRE!

Then he starts to throw fire at the Nazgul. They begin to run away in terror.

Strider: We have to get you to Rivendell, Wmary Wpoppins can help us!

Merry: Does that mean Mary Poppins?

Strider: Oh, yeah.

Chapter 11

A flying cow finds Gandalf.

Gandalf: Cow, I’m losing it, I may have to put an end to it all!

Cow: No! G, No!

The Flying cow flies away to get his Flying Buddy.

The manicurists come out of the dirt.

Jessica (manicurist): I need my nails done and my hair cut.

Strider is looking for some weed. Arwen jumps on him from behind.

Arwen: Hi! Give me a piggy back ride!

Strider: Wendy!

Arwen: Who’s Wendy? Have you been cheating on me?

Strider: No! I mean... Warwen!

Arwen: It’s Arwen.

Strider: Oh, yeah...

Arwen: Frodo, come back, I have a present for you!

Merry and Pippin: Really? Can we have it?

Arwen: No.

Strider runs up to Frodo with chewing tobacco, chews it, and goes to put it on Frodo’s chest.

Sam: No! You’re not allowed to touch Frodo’s chest!

Sam dives and tackles Strider. He takes the tobacco from him and puts in on Frodo’s chest.

Arwen: I will take Frodo to Rivendell to see Mary Poppins.

Strider: No, I’ll take him.

Arwen: NO, I WILL TAKE HIM!

Strider: ..okay.

Chapter 12

Arwen takes Frodo and starts going to Rivendell. When the Nazgul catch up to her, she notices that there are only eight of them.

Arwen: Where’s the other one?

Arwen crosses the river, the Nazgul stop. They get off of their horses and line up. Then they bend down and slowly start inching towards Arwen, snapping their fingers and singing, “Give up the halfling she-elf, Give up the halfling she-elf.” Arwen splashes them with water and the Nazgul start running away, screaming. Michael Jordan stays behind, however, and yells, “Wait! Frodo! I have a carrot!” Arwen is already far away. Arwen is riding with Frodo and they hear a distant voice, slowly getting stronger. Arwen looks up and sees Mary Poppins floating down on her umbrella singing, “Just a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down, the medicine go dooown, the medicine go down...” Mary Poppins magically heals Frodo.

Arwen: That must be the 9th Nazgul working under cover!