Chapter 7

Sam and Frodo are walking through the corn when Merry runs up to Frodo, and pokes him with a carrot.

Merry: Tag! You’re it!

Pippin follows, giggling. They all start running around laughing. They all trip and start rolling down a hill. Frodo hits his nose on a rock.

Frodo: Owie! *In the distance they hear Gandalf laughing evilly*

Pippin ends up on top of Frodo.

Sam: You get off of him, he’s mine!

Sam helps Frodo up.

Sam: Frodo! Are you all right? Oh, your poor nose, do I need to kiss it?

Frodo: No! Hey! I have an idea! Let’s play hide and seek with Michael Jordan, the Nazgul, and his horse, Black Beauty.

Everyone: Yea!

They all start giggling and hide behind a tree. About 30 seconds later, they hear a distant, “1, 2, 3... Ready or not! Here I come!” They all decide that this hiding spot isn’t good enough so they get up to find a better one. The hobbits run for hours until Merry suggests Buckleberry Ferry because he knows Michael Jordan can’t swim. However, Michael Jordan catches up to them.

Michael: You’re ‘it’ next Frodo!

Frodo: NOOO!

Frodo runs around Michael and follows the others to the boat.

Hobbits: Haha! We win!

Michael: No! I will NEVER give up!

Chapter 8

The hobbits finally arrive at Bree. An old man opens the gates. The hobbits wait to be invited in. The old man just stares at them.

5 minutes later...

Frodo: Sooooo, you work here long?

Man continues to stare.

Frodo: Can we come in?

Man: Okie Dokie!

The four hobbits stop to see which way they should go when a man comes up in front of them, burps at them, and walks away.

Frodo: Kay...

They arrive at the Prancing Pony. They get stuff to drink. Frodo and Sam are sitting together.

Sam: That man in the corner has been staring at you ever since we arrived.

Frodo: So?

Sam: Well, I’M the only one allowed to stare at you! Hey, guy! What’s that man’s name?

Guy: His name is Strider.

Frodo thinks he’ll look good in jewelry so he puts on the ring.

Nazgul: Haha! We told you we’d find you! You’re going to be ‘it’ next!

Frodo takes the ring off. Then, Strider grabs Frodo by the shirt and takes him to a room.

Strider: Hello, I’m Wstrider.

Frodo: Wstrider? I thought it was Strider.

Strider: Oh, yeah, that’s what I meant.

Sam bursts in.

Sam: I’m the only on allowed to be alone with Frodo!

Strider: You can no longer wait for W, yo.

Frodo: You mean G, yo?

Strider: Um... yeah...

Chapter 9

Michael Jordan and the Nazgul finally get to Bree. The Nazgul are in the Prancing Pony and they all get a Subway Sandwich with only 6 grams of fat.

Nazgul 1: This is really good!

Nazgul 4: Hard to believe it’s low fat.

Nazgul 7: Jared is my HERO!

Everyone else in pub: Yeah!

Nazgul 9 is seen putting sugar on their sandwiches.

Nazgul 5: Oh, we better go find Frodo now.

Nazgul 2: Okay.

They all leave on skateboards. The Nazgul get to a room that is empty.

Nazgul 3: I’m, tired, let’s sleep here.

Nazgul 2: Okay.