“A Hobbit’s Worth”

You could buy me evil rings

You could buy me pearls

Take me on a cruise around middle-earth

Gandalf, you know I'm worth it

Dinner lit by fire

Do my good deeds

Make a promise to last a lifetime

Gandalf you know I'm worth it

Wanna please, wanna keep, wanna treat, your hobbit right

Now just don't, better show that he is worth your time

You will lose if you choose to refuse to put him first

He will if he can't find a wizard who knows his worth

'Cause a real wizard knows a real hobbit when he sees him

And a real wizard knows a real hobbit ain't afraid of Sauron

A real wizard knows a real hobbit always comes first

A real wizard just can't deny a hobbit's worth

Mmmmhmmmm...

Hold up

'Cause if you treat me fairly I'll give you all my strength

Treat you like a real wizard should

Frodo I know you're worth it

If you never play me promise not to blow off

I'll hold you down when shit gets rough

'Cause Frodo I know you're worth it

He walks the mile, makes you smile, all the while being true

Don’t take for granted the passion he has for you

You will lose if you choose to refuse to put him first

He will if he can't find a wizard who knows his worth

'Cause a real wizard knows a real hobbit when he sees him

And a real wizard knows a real hobbit ain't afraid of Sauron

A real wizard knows a real hobbit always comes first

A real wizard just can't deny a hobbit's worth

No need to read between the lines, spelled out for you

Just hear this song cause you can't go wrong with your values

A hobbit, hobbit, hobbit, hobbit's worth

'Cause a real wizard knows a real hobbit when he sees him

And a real wizard knows a real hobbit ain't afraid of Sauron

A real wizard knows a real hobbit always comes first

A real wizard just can't deny a hobbit's worth

Mmmmhmmmm...