Aragorn:
Let's get down to business to defeat the Orcs
Did they send me hobbits when I asked for elves?
You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
mister, I'll make a man out of you
Tranquil as an ent tree but a fire within
Once you find your center you are sure to win
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a man out of you!
Gimli: I'm never gonna catch my breath.
Sam: Say good-bye to those who knew me.
Legolas: Boy I was a fool in school for cutting gym.
Pippin: This guy's got em scared to death.
Eoywen: Hope he didn't see right through me.
Gimli: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim!
Aragorn:
We must be swift as Shadowfax
With all the force of Sam’s frying pan
With all the strength of a raging Uruk Hai
Mysterious as the dark side of the Nazgul.
Time is racing toward us till the Orcs arrive
Heed my every order and you might survive
You're unsuited for the rage of war
So pack up, go home, you're through
How could I make a man out of you?
Chorus:
(Be a Man) We must be swift as Shadowfax
(Be a Man) With all the force of Sam’s frying pan
(Be a Man) With all the strength of a raging Uruk Hai
(Be a Man) Mysterious as the dark side of the Nazgul.