"7 Days"
On my way to Rivendell
which was a couple blocks away from me (owh)
As I rode on my horse
it must have been about
In front of me
stood an old, old wizard with a little, little hobbit
I asked them for the time
They said it'd cost me my name
a six digit number & to join a party of nine
Did I decline? No
Didn't I mind? I don't think so
Was it for real? Damn sure
What was the deal? A little hobbit aged 54
So was I keen? I couldn't wait
Cinnamon king? let me update
What did they say? they said they'd love to
rendezvous
They asked me what we were gonna do
said we'd start with a bottle of moet for two
Monday
took them to Moria on Tuesday
we were killing orcs by Wednesday
and on Thursday & Friday & Saturday we chilled on
Sunday
I met these guys on Monday
took them to Moria on Tuesday
we were killing orcs by Wednesday
and on Thursday & Friday & Saturday we chilled on
Sunday
Nine was the time
cos I'll be getting mine
and they were looking tough
Smooth talker
they told me
they'd love to have me help all night long
Ooh I loved the way they fought it
from the front to back they killed (back they killed it,
ooh the
way they
kicked it)
And I oh oh I yeah
hope that they'd care
cos I'm a man who'll always be there
Ooh yeah
I'm not a man to play around baby
Ooh yeah
cos a one dead orc isn't really fair
From the first impression team hmm you don't seem to be
like that
Cos there's no need to chat for there'll be plenty for
that
From the subway to my home
endless ringing of my phone
When you need to kill some orcs
all you gotta do
is just call me call me
Monday
took them to Moria on Tuesday
we were killing orcs by Wednesday
and on Thursday & Friday & Saturday we chilled on
Sunday
I met these guys on Monday
took them to Moria on Tuesday
we were killing orcs by Wednesday
and on Thursday & Friday & Saturday we chilled on
Sunday
(Break it down, uh break it down)
Since I met this special hobbit
ooh yeah
I can't get him off my mind
he's one of a kind
And I ain't about to deny it
It's a special kind thing
with you-oh.......
Monday
took them to Moria on Tuesday
we were killing orcs by Wednesday
and on Thursday & Friday & Saturday we chilled on
Sunday
I met these guys on Monday
took them to Moria on Tuesday
we were killing orcs by Wednesday
and on Thursday & Friday & Saturday we chilled on
Sunday
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