"Good morning King Phillip, good morning Princess Josie, what's wrong?" asked Prince Charming.
"Fl…Fl…Fluffy died last night," cried Princess Josie.
"That fat cat that always steals my slippers? Who cares…I mean I'm so sorry it will be all right. My dear, I know in your time of need you need to be comforted. However, I must go back to my kingdom to watch over things. I can't stay with you, but please behave yourself while I am away." With that Prince Charming left the stale room.
"That boy is like a son to me," said King Phillip.
"Father I have decided to stuff Fluffy so she can always be with me," declared Princess Josie.
"You know when your mother died I wanted to stuff her, but the cook wouldn't let me," replied the King.
"That’s nice Dad."
Later that day…
"Good afternoon Blake, I have a very important mission for you cousin, considering you are my best runner I have around. I want you to follow Princess Josie and to make sure she doesn't get into trouble, like walking along a cliff edge. If she does anything wrong I want you to run as fast as you can to inform me of it." Said Prince Charming.
"I will do my best, cousin," replied Blake.
In the dark corner of the room stood a mean man named Hansel. He quickly slipped out of the room to go to his own chamber; once he got there he started talking to himself and at this point in time it marked his highest point of hatred for Blake.
"Blake you’re the best runner in the whole kingdom, Blake you're so handsome, Blake you're so strong, Blake will you watch my Princess, Blake, Blake, Blake, I hate Blake. He always gets the attention from Charming because he is his cousin, but I'm his cousin too, and does he do his little nepotism for me? Nope I don't think so. Now Blake gets to watch King Phillips offspring. Well, I have some news for them; I'm going to kidnap her, she may hate it and be a problem. But Blake will get blamed so it doesn't matter, I'm so excited," Hansel laughed evilly.
Two days later…
After having a boring two days watching to princess Blake was sitting outside her door as the servants cleaned when all of a sudden he heard a loud scream. Soon after the servants come racing out of the bedroom. He decided to find out what was going on so he grabs a servant by the arm and said, "What's going on in there?"
"She's gone mad absolutely mad. We smelled a bad smell coming from under her bed so we looked under there, and do you know what we find? A cat, a dead cat, do you want to know why there is a dead cat under her bed? Because she wants to stuff it," The servant replied in disgust.
Blake started to run immediately to go tell Prince charming.
As soon as Hansel saw Blake leave he went into Princess Josie's bedroom and said, "I'm kidnapping you, lets go."
"Okay, can I bring Fluffy?" asked Princess Josie.
"Alright I will kidnap Josie and her pussycat," said Hansel.
With that they left her bedroom and were walking out of the palace when they meet King Phillip in the hallway.
"Well hello Josie who is this?" asked the King.
"I am Prince Charming and I'm taking her back to my palace" said Hansel changing his voice.
"Oh you look different from the last time I saw you, oh well you kids have fun." Said King Phillip as he walked away.
Eight hours later…
Blake finally arrived at Prince Charming's palace where he then retold the story about the bad smell and the dead cat.
"I should have known she would do this," said Charming.
"How could you have known she would do this? It isn't as if normal people do this on a normal basis," said Blake.
"She tried to do this last year when my yellow canary died. I thought she understood that it was my will that living things be buried. I told her about my religious belief that you must bury living things so they can orbit around god, I guess she just didn't understand," the prince said yawning.
Suddenly a second messenger runner came running into the room, he then started to read the message he held in his hand: "While your stupid runner was away I decided to kidnap you stupid Princess Josie and her little cat too, and it is all Blake's fault so you can just fire him right now." With that the runner left the room.
With announcement the prince burst into tears "Blake how could you let this happen, I trusted you to keep my Princess out of trouble. Hansel could have done better than you and you know how stupid he is," cried Charming. "You're fired."
Blake left the room and thought his life was at a lowest point ever. But after he thought about what Charming said he figured out that Hansel kidnapped the Princess. So, he started to check every room in Charming's palace. He finally gets to Prince Charming's bedroom; he slowly opened the door and saw Hansel standing by the bathroom door.
"Darn you found me," said Hansel.
"Where is Princess Josie? More importantly what is that horrible smell?" gagged Blake.
"You think that is bad, try being near it for eight straight hours, by this point I really want you to take me to the dungeon so I don't have to smell Fluffy anymore." pleaded Hansel.
Slowly the bathroom door opens and Princess Josie came out holding Fluffy in her arms.
At that very moment Prince Charming burst into the room and seeing his beloved he felt cheerful. He then ordered two guards to drag Hansel to the dungeons.
On the way to the dungeon they ran into King Phillip, who said, "How are you Charming, I see how you are being escorted to dinner so I won't keep you long but have you seen my daughter?"
"Yes, she is at the end of this hall in the bedroom on your right," said Hansel.
"Thank you Prince Charming, oh by the way you might want to take a bath you smell like old man feet." said the King as he walked away mumbling "worst smell in the world, old man feet.”