It can buy a House
But not a Home

It can buy a Bed
But not Sleep

It can buy a Clock
But not Time

It can buy you a Pook
But not Knowledge

It can buy you a Position
But not Respect

It can buy you Blood
But not Life

It can buy you Sex
But no Love

So you see, Money isn't everything.
And it often causes pain and suffering.

I tell you all this because I am your Friend.

I am your Friend,
And as your Friend,
I want to take away your
pain and suffering...

So send me all your money
and I will suffer for you.
CASH ONLY PLEASE
MONEY
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