Exciting Stuff...
Oh yes thats right, the makers of Lambrini now bring you...
AND Diet Lambrini!
Cherry Lambrini!
And for the news we have all been waiting for, its every tramps dream - you can now drink lambrini without getting fat...
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Diet Lambrini is just 35kcals per 100ml and has absolutely no fat. At 6% abv there's little compromise in alcohol either' -phew
Now get this for a classy description -
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Cherry Lambrini is a fresh, fruity new flavour combined with the classic taste. The new variety infuses real cherry juice into Lambrini to create a refreshing flavour'
"Lambrini girls can drink it pink!" - Quote, Lambrini Makers
"So, Lambrini girls can still have fun and stay in shape too!" - Quote, Lambrini Makers
What the Drinkers/Tramps say...
"A unique and exceptionally light refreshing perry produced only to the very highest standards" - Big Name Supermarket
"Lambrini slags just wanna be sick" - Anon - how nice of them
"Gets you drunk and tastes lovely." - 5 stars
"Easy-drinking light and fruity perry (made from pears). Ideal for everyday drinking or for parties." - Wine Expert
"Lambrini girls just wanna have fun?! Lambrini girls just wanna go out and get drunk for no money." - Mr Hunt
"Of course I cannot drink the whole of one of these oversized bottles all in one go." - (err-how hard is it) Loser....she obviously hasn't been out with us
"It should be served chilled, and will keep for days, if not weeks in the fridge without going flat." - Nah...handy to know though, seeing as ours never last that long (weeks?!)
"Lambrini is great for getting drunk. Stuff the neat spirits that deep down are disgusting, have a pleasurable bottle of cheap plonk! Enjoy many glasses without throwing your dosh down the drain." - Some Girl - but are you really willing to trust someone who actually uses the words 'plonk' and 'dosh'
"The drink is sometimes compared to the well known white wine Lambrusco." - Wine Connoisseur
"I was bought two of the large bottles for my birthday this year from my in-laws." - Obviously someone from a classy family but with overly stingy in-laws
"Pear Juice with attitude." - ??
"Available in nearly every supermarket and off license in the country, this refreshing, lightly sparkling perry is so popular it sells over 40 million bottles a year." - Whats the betting that the majority of these bottles are sold in the Buckinghamshire/Berkshire area...
"Lambrini girls - those feisty, take-no-prisoners, 'strong' women who just want to have fun with the help of the semi-sparkling party drink" - The Guardian
From an article on the increasing phenomenon of under-age drinking and the general misuse of alcohol - "Most commonly mentioned drinks amoung this age group were Wine, usually cheaper sparkling white wines such as Lambrini"