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| Oh yes thats right, the makers of Lambrini now bring you... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| AND | Diet Lambrini! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Cherry Lambrini! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| And for the news we have all been waiting for, its every tramps dream - you can now drink lambrini without getting fat... 'Diet Lambrini is just 35kcals per 100ml and has absolutely no fat. At 6% abv there's little compromise in alcohol either' -phew |
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| Now get this for a classy description - 'Cherry Lambrini is a fresh, fruity new flavour combined with the classic taste. The new variety infuses real cherry juice into Lambrini to create a refreshing flavour' |
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| "Lambrini girls can drink it pink!" - Quote, Lambrini Makers | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "So, Lambrini girls can still have fun and stay in shape too!" - Quote, Lambrini Makers | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| What the Drinkers/Tramps say... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "A unique and exceptionally light refreshing perry produced only to the very highest standards" - Big Name Supermarket | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Lambrini slags just wanna be sick" - Anon - how nice of them | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Gets you drunk and tastes lovely." - 5 stars | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Easy-drinking light and fruity perry (made from pears). Ideal for everyday drinking or for parties." - Wine Expert | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Lambrini girls just wanna have fun?! Lambrini girls just wanna go out and get drunk for no money." - Mr Hunt | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Of course I cannot drink the whole of one of these oversized bottles all in one go." - (err-how hard is it) Loser....she obviously hasn't been out with us | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "It should be served chilled, and will keep for days, if not weeks in the fridge without going flat." - Nah...handy to know though, seeing as ours never last that long (weeks?!) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Lambrini is great for getting drunk. Stuff the neat spirits that deep down are disgusting, have a pleasurable bottle of cheap plonk! Enjoy many glasses without throwing your dosh down the drain." - Some Girl - but are you really willing to trust someone who actually uses the words 'plonk' and 'dosh' | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "The drink is sometimes compared to the well known white wine Lambrusco." - Wine Connoisseur | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "I was bought two of the large bottles for my birthday this year from my in-laws." - Obviously someone from a classy family but with overly stingy in-laws | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Pear Juice with attitude." - ?? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Available in nearly every supermarket and off license in the country, this refreshing, lightly sparkling perry is so popular it sells over 40 million bottles a year." - Whats the betting that the majority of these bottles are sold in the Buckinghamshire/Berkshire area... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Lambrini girls - those feisty, take-no-prisoners, 'strong' women who just want to have fun with the help of the semi-sparkling party drink" - The Guardian | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| From an article on the increasing phenomenon of under-age drinking and the general misuse of alcohol - "Most commonly mentioned drinks amoung this age group were Wine, usually cheaper sparkling white wines such as Lambrini" | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||