I've been sitting here staring at Rail Spike. Just staring and thinking.  Slowly cocking my head to the side with disbelief. I mean, just LOOK at him. Long, sleek, gently tapered. Could it be that Rail Spike is the long lost brother of the famed Blue Rider?
 

• Both "Rail Spike" and "Blue Rider" sound like train names. Very erotic train names.

• Both require a steady hand to operate.

• Both are difficult to stop when something comes up.

• Both require routine servicing.

• Both require lubrication in order to function at their best.

• Both have traveled south of where Virginia lies.

• Both are considered a choking hazard.

• And finally, both have the ability to transform from this:

Arched Back