Well, let's see. Gen 1, Gen 2, Beast Wars, Beast Machines, Headmasters, Victory, Zone, blah blah blah.  It seems Transformers has gone the route of Star Trek, and Transfans couldn't be happier. This has all of us at the Transfoolasking the question: What does the future of Fox Kids and stange japanese programing hold for our beloved house-trampling mechanized monstrocities?
Well, we decided it was high time to look into our chrystal ball and predict the Kentucky Derby, and then find out what we can look forward to in the way of future Transformers shows...
 
 

TRANSFORMERS: with CHARLIE ROSE
 

Plot:
It's the early 21st century. Megatron is on a destructive rampage and has been accussed of accepting soft money donations. Charlie Rose is the dedicated talk-show hostbot who will ask him the tough questions, or unlash a barrage of proto-neutronic missles.
 

Cast:

Megatron:
As leader of the Decepticons, as well as the Senate Majority, Megatron is cruel and destructive. His goal is universal domination. In fact, he co-sponsored a bill for it with Trent Lott.

Charlie Rose:
The hard-hitting reporter with an unending arsonal of questions and napalm. Defending the universe from the evil Decepticons from the Autobot Command Center at Rockfeller Center, Charile Rose commands the respect and admoration of his entire film crew.

Cy-camrus:
On camera.

TRANSFORMERS:
COLA WARS

Plot:
It's the early 21st century. On a desolate and loney planet at the farthest reaches of space, a war is brewing. Pepsi has enlisted the cruel and destructive Pepsicons to crush their opposition in the soft drink industry. Coca Cola, not to be outdone, has hired the CocaColanimals to fight the good fight.
 

Cast:

Megatron:
As leader of the Pepsicons Megatron is cruel and destructive. His goal is universal domination of the soda industry.

Optimus Softdrink:
The leader of the CocaColanimals, he will not rest until all the beings of the desolate and lonely planet are allowed the freedom to drink Coca Cola.

The Pepsicons:
Slice-icon
Code Red
Brisk-atron
Aquafinus
Mug Root Beerus

The Cocacolanimals:
Mister Pibot
Minute maidnus
Die-sani
Laser Sprite
Power Surge!

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Plot:
It's the early 21st century. Optimus Prime is a zany bachelor living in an apartment complex with his crazy friends:  Megatron, Divebomb, Landfill and Warpath.
 

Cast:

Optimus Prime:
A single guy trying to make it as an actor in the Big City.

Warpath:
Optimus Prime's neurotic best friend.

Divebome:
Prime's sleezy agent

Landfill:
Prime's slovenly landlord.

Megatron:
As leader of the Decepticons Megatron is cruel and Prime's wacky next-door neighbor.

TRANSFORMERS: The Preview Channel
 

Plot:
No plot. It's just an overwieght and depressed Megatron hosting a TV preveiw channel with a rolling graphic of current show listings scolling at the bottom half of the screen.
 

Cast:

Megatron:
As leader of the Decepticons, Megatron is cruel and destructive. His goal is universal domination. But he isn't getting any younger. And the royalty checks don't seem to go as far as they used to. Actually, he's been thinking of directing, or maybe getting one of those afternoon talk shows.

Alright, That's it!!! If you kids don't behave,
I'm turning this thing around and we're going home!!!