...when an Action Master tries to transform,
does he feel the same way as a human does when constipated?
...if I were Preceptor, would I be able
to resist the urge to set my fellow Micromasters on fire with my microscope
lens?
...do humans look at the cleverly disguised
Autobot Pretenders and wonder how all these chubby guys are getting into
the Space Marines?
...do humans look at the cleverly disguised
Decepticon Pretenders and say "oh, don't fret Bill, that's not a Decepticon,
its just a heavily armed demonic warrior. And a chubby one, at that."
...does Metroplex have bathrooms for
the Spike and his Daniel? And if so, eew?
...if the conspiracy theorists are right
and we never did land on the moon, does that mean Skylynx is languishing
on some movie set, his intellect wasted on doughnut-eating teamsters?
...do Headmasters ever trade their Nebulons
back and forth while making "giving head" jokes?
...does Speed Breaker ever get frustrated
mid transformation and demand that someone else finish transforming him?
