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	"Gundam Wing Sleep Over Party!"

		By Cea DeMills

Relena: walks down the hallway twisting her hair around her finger, when suddenly the phone rings Relena: looks up and around Hello? Pedgan: Miss Relena...it's the phone...picks up the phone and hands it to her Relena: Hello? Heero: in a dramatic voice Relena.... Relena: Heero! You actually called me! Heero snickers Is your...refrigerator running? Trowa, Ketra, and Duo: snicker in the background Relena: Why yes. Yes it is. Heero: whispers Guys! Shut up! snickers Well...YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT!! Relena: huh? the phone goes dead Pedgan: Miss Relena...who what on the phone? Relena: Hurry Pedgan! The refrigerator is gonna get away!! Pedgan: Okay! runs off MEANWHILE--------- Ketra, Heero, Trowa, & Duo: laugh hysterically Wufie: sits in a dark corner and pouts..the weak shouldn't fight..stands up and screams I AM WEAK!! I SHOULDN'T FIGHT!! Duo: Wufie! Shut up! Wufie: goes back to the corner and pouts Heero: takes a swig of tequila and pulls the phone towards him Who's next?! Ketra: looks over at the growing pile of tequila bottles uh guys? I think we've gone a little overboard. Trowa: What the hell are you talking about Ketra? The majority of those things are yours! Duo: Suddenly bursts out Lets call Zechs!! Ketra, Trowa, and Heero: YEAH!! Duo: waits as the phone rings Zechs: Hello..? WHat the hell do you want? Duo: Hey! Is your.... Wufie: runs up and grabs the phone from Duo I AM WEAK!! THE WEAK SHOULDN'T FIGHT DAMMIT!! THE WEAK SHOULDN'T...... Heero: chucks a bottle at Wufie's head Zechs: bursts out into tears why won't you leave me alone? sniff....sniff...hangs up Trowa: Dammit Wufie! You and your outbursts ruin everything!! Heero: You ass hole! Sit down!! Breaks a bottle over Wufie's head Wufie: shows no reaction, nor emotion and walks back tot he corner Duo: Freak.... Ketra: Well, that's the last person on the list. Heero: No! Lets call Relena again. She's a moron. Relena" Sits and stares at her refrigerator, puzzled Pedgan: comes up with the phone Miss Relena, it's for you. Heero: in a dramatic voice Relena..... Relena: Oh Heero! You've called me again!! Heero: snickers Do you have Prince Albert in a can? snickers again Ketra, Trowa, and Duo: try to hold back laughing Relena: Why yes. Yes I do. Heero: bursts out laughing Well you better go let him out! Hangs up and fals back laughing Relena: Pedgan! Hurry! We must free Prince Albert!!! LATER THAT NIGHT----------- Everyone: Lays in the midst of millions of tequila bottles uuhhh..... Heero: Damn...my head. Duo: Im so waisted. Ketra: I'm in a great deal of...P..Pain.... Trowa; Sh..shut up Ketra...ugh Wufie: The weak..sh..shouldn't..f..fight... Heero, Duo, Ketra, & Trowa: look at Wufie.....freak.... Heero: You're not even hung over you idiot.... Duo: H..Hey guys...lets go....ROLL RELENA'S HOUSE!! Heero, Ketra, & Trowa: jump up Yeah!! 15 MINUTES LATER------ Everyone: stands outside Relena's huge mansion with four rolls of tiolet paper uhh..... Wufie: chucks a toilet paper roll at Relena's window, breaking it YOU ARE WEAK!!! WEAK DAMMIT!!! Duo: tackles Wufie and covers his mouth Shhh! ya loon!! Heero: Damn Wufie. That thing broke the glass. What was it? Wufie: I froze it in the refrigerator since I was six!! I was saving my frozen roll of toilet paper for the spetial occasion!! Everyone: stares at Wufie Relena: comes running out of the house Heero! It happened! It really happened! Heero: What you idiot? Relena: You where right all along! My refridgerator really did run away!! MEANWHILE----- Pedgan: trudges along the side of the road lugging the refridgerator behind him I'm Free! Free of her stupidity forever!! Mwa ha ha ha ha!!! The End (Although It is extremely stupid.....)