Heero: *presses his ear up against the door* did you get the stuff?
Ketra: Well....The man said I was to young to buy fifty tequila bottles..
Heero: *slaps his forhead* did I tell you to buy them?
Ketra: But Heero! Stealing is wrong!
Heero: If you ever want us to come out of your gundam, get us tequila!!
Trowa & Wufie: YEAH!!
Duo: Who's bright idea was it to shove all four of us into Sandrock's tiny cockpit?!
Heero: H~hey! You guys wanna do something fun?!
Trowa & Wufie: YEAH!
Duo: no!
Heero: I just remembered that I downloaded the ZERO system into Ketra's gundam! I wonder what would happen if I activated it with all of us in it...
Trowa & Wufie: YEAH!!
Duo: *scrambles to try to get to the door* ahhh!!!
Heero: *types in the code as the walls turn yellow* YEAH BABY!!
Trowa, Wufie, and Heero: WHOO HOOO!!!
MEANWHILE------
Ketra: Um...could you please give me the bottles?
Salesperson: *raises an eyebrow*
Ketra: *holds out a gun* ....I..I have a gun.....
Salesperson: *pulls out a rifle*
Ketra: D..Don't make me open...a can...of woop ass....please...
Salesperson: *blinks*
Ketra: Um...how would heero do this....uh.....I'm gonna destroy you....?
Salesperson: *hits a red button underneath the desk*
*five police officers burst through the door and tackle Ketra*
Ketra: Ahhhh!!! Help! I bruise easily!!
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Duo: Dude, he's taking forever.
Wufie: I am weak....
Heero: Wufie! Don't you dare!!!
Duo: Who'da thought you could get high on the Zero System....
Heero: Yeah, to bad Trowa's head exploded.
Wufie: my ass....
Duo: What the hell?
Wufie: My Ass his weak!!! It shouldn't fight!!!
Heero: *Hits Wufie* Shut up ya loon!!!
*Suddenly a phone rings from nowhere*
Duo: Huh? What's that?
Heero: No way! Ketra has a phone in his gundam!?
*The message machine starts up*
Ketra's voice on the machine: Hello, you have reached Ketra's love line! If you're over twenty five, please hang up now. However if you are a prosti.....
Heero, Duo, & Wufie: Ahhh!!!!
Heero: *picks up a phone out of knowhere* What?!
Ketra: Oh thank God I got through! Heero! Help me!! I'm in prison!!
Heero:.....yeah? So?
Ketra: Help! Heero I'm scared and cold and all the men here are gay!!
Heero: Well you should fit right in.
Ketra: *starts crying*
Heero: Shut up you baby!! ANd don't come back till you have the boose!!