Mimes are the result of natural selection between turds and vaginal cysts.
So the other day I was minding my own business, eating pandas while elbowing little boys in the nuts, when I came across this odd little asshole making weird motions with his arms. Usually when I come across someone that is as blatant a prick as this, I will usually get a pair of nun chucks and impale the little cock licker in the side of the kidney. Instead, however, I just ignored him, as hard as it was, and thought up of some ideas on how I could infest a bunch of nuns with AIDS.
But this little dipshit actually had the nerve to come right in my face and make weird hand gestures at me. I didn't have time for this shit, so I did the only thing I could do: give him brain damage or possibly even kill him. Here's how the whole thing went:
Honestly, I felt like I was being surrounded by Bob Saget and Tony Danza at the same time. The only reason why mimes exist in the first place is to piss people off and bring the douche bag level in the world up five notches. The same people that are mimes are the same people that are against war and against the slaughtering of female platypuses. They also hug trees and watch Barbara Walters and her Asian (girl)friend on The View. God I hate Barbara Walters. She's like eighty years and still alive, only bitches and Mormons live that long. Someone needs to give her a nice bitch slap, or slap some tape over her mouth to shut her the fuck up.
It's like I'm the only one sane anymore, maybe because I am the only one that is still sane. Maybe if I break a Goth kid's neck real men will prevail against the wussies that are embedded all over this world.
people have castrated a mime and/or Tony Danza.
© 2005 by Maddox