Episode 1: Birdman...The Master of...Birds

Birdman, along with Jain and Jim and Eikers(or whatever the name of the monkey is) are driving in the spaceship (same one from Spaceghost, Hanah and Barbera put too much money into the Flinstones and Jetsons for Birdman to have an original ship.) Suddenly, Bird Man stands up.

Birdman: BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD Man!!!!!!!!!!

Jain: Jesus, do you have to do what every 5 minutes?

Birdman: Shut up, you.

Jim: I heard he gets paid $10,000 everytime he does that.

Birdman: Shut up, you.

Eikers: Eep eep! *breakdance*

Jim: So...............Does anyone think that.....yeah.

Jain: Holy Spaceghost! My Bird senses are getting stronger!

Birdman: Must be the crack.

Suddenly, Motar appears on the Bird screen. A huge rip-off of Star Trek, but the writers of Birdman couldn't come up with anything better.

Birdman: I thought you Space Ghosts enemy! BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD MAN

Motar: Well, maybe if you didn't get paid $10,000 everytime you said that annoying catchphrase, this show could have a more original enemy.

Birdman: Shut up, you.

Motar: Muahahahahahahaha! I have hot breas...[voice over]lava[/voice over] ready to mil...[voice over]burn[/voice over]all over you!

Birdman: Oh No! Not breas...LAVA[/voice over]! BIIIIIIIIIRD MAN anything but that! I don't want to see your big, ugly tit...LAVA[/voice over]

Motar: Muar Muar Muar.

Eikers: Eep eep! *robot dance*

Jain: Oh no...what are going to do.

Bird Man: We're going to Biiiiiiiiiiiird Man cut off his brea...LAVA[/Voice Over] and use them against him.

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Motar's henchmen are coming in all directions to try and destroy Birdman, but to fail as Birdman never loses. Soon Motar comes in the space ship with his ugly, disgusting,hairy, man-like breas...LAVA[/voice over]. But the surprise is that he uses them as a distraction for the ...

NUCLEAR BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Crappy scene of a nuclear bomb explosion.*

Fortunately, Birdman, (Now Asian instead of white because Hanah/Barbara was tired of paying him so much.) had his forecefield on, so he didn't feel a thing. Unfortunately, though, Jain and Jim were now a red glob on the floor.

Bird Man: You pay, Motar!

Motar: Oh really! Muahahahahahaha!

*Flash shows Birdman, Hanah Barbara couldn't afford the paper to make a great ending, killing Motar.*

The End

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD MAN

(C) 1962. Japan. Dubbed for American audiences, even though for some odd reason the cartoon was in American.