Overly fraught by the sex wars, we're shrouded in glam glitter stars.
Our music walks a mile in another man's dress. Pop-dramas sung in joy and distress.
We're for all who are stung by love,and enamoured of Bowie before the boxing glove.
From the 4 corners of the Lower Mainland(of BC) came POLLY DOLLY, MISS BETTA BEHAVE, DARWIN BLUDGEON and BERNIE MOROCCO. It was 1997 and it seems like 5 minutes ago.

We look like you,if you look like a drag king's girlfriend in mid-sex change,but friendlier!