Full Name: Sir Jimmy Saville

Transvestite Attire: Cowboy Hat

Wanted For: Start of Nigerian Civil War, Suspected Leader of Bichos Drugs Cartel.

Special Skills: Martial Arts Moves On Stationary Objects, Barrier Relocation.

Motto: "I'm done fixing it, let's break stuff!"

Hobbies: Fulfilling children's dreams, Running marathons, Performing as a disc jockey.