Full Name: Joseph Pesci

Transvestite Attire: Zebra Hat

Wanted For: Bloody Sunday Massacre, War crimes in Chechnya.

Special Skills: Removal of strategic estate agent signs, Removal of traffic control systems.

Motto: "Listen to me, I got your head in a fucking vice. I'm gonna squash your fucking head like a grapefruit, if you don't give me a name."

Hobbies: Terrorising small children, Avoiding being stereotyped as a gangster.