I think you're shagadelic, baby. You're switched on. You're groovy.

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WELCOME TO TRANZION Created by MIKE AUSTIN POWERS Audio Files To download files, right-click the "Listen" link and choose "Save Target As." PEACE~LOVE~MIKE Fat Bastard: Get in my belly! Listen Austin Powers: Oh behave. Listen Dr. Evil: One million dollars. Listen Austin Powers: Yeah baby! Listen Fat Bastard: Would you like some chicken? I've got more. Listen NATO Guy: Mr. Evil... Dr. Evil: Dr. Evil. I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called mister, thank you very much. Listen Austin Powers: Oh contrare, I think you can't resist me. Listen Austin Powers: This sorta thing ain't my bag, baby. Listen Austin Powers: Austin Powers... Danger is my middle name. Listen Number 2: This is my Italian confidential secretary. Her name is Alotta, Alotta Fagina. Austin Powers: Come again. Alotta Fagina: Alotta Fagina. Austin Powers: Ah, I'm sorry, I'm just not getting it. It sounded like you said your name was a lot of...uhhh...nevermind. Listen Austin Powers: I won't bite...hard. Listen Dr. Evil: Throw me a frickin' bone here. I'm the boss. Need the info. Listen Alotta Fagina: How dare you break wind before me. Austin Powers: I'm sorry, baby. I didn't know it was your turn. Listen Austin Powers: Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Burt Bacharach. Listen Beavis: Check it out, Butthead. This chick has three boobs. Butthead: How many butts does she have? Listen Basil Expedition: The Cold War's over. Austin Powers: Well. Finally those capitalist bigs will pay for their crimes, eh. Eh, comrades? Eh? Basil Expedition: Austin, we won. Austin Powers: Oh, groovy, smashing. Yay capitalism. Listen Austin Powers: Is it cold in here? Listen Dr. Evil: Alright, guard, begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism. Listen Dr. Evil: That makes me angry. And when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people die! Listen Dr. Evil: I'm going to place them in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death. Listen Dr. Evil: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins. Listen Scott Evil: I like animals. Maybe I'd be a vet. Dr. Evil: An evil vet? Scott Evil: No. Maybe like work in a petting zoo. Dr. Evil: An evil petting zoo? Scott Evil: You always do that! Listen Dr. Evil: Let this be a reminder to you all that this organization will not tolerate failure. Listen Austin Powers: Great, baby! Yeah! Listen Austin Powers: Oh. Groovy, baby. Yeah. Listen Austin Powers: Hello, hello. Listen Austin Powers: How did this get in here? Somebody's playin' a prank on me. Honestly, it's not mine. Listen Austin Powers: Show me love! Listen Patty O'Brien: They're always after me lucky charms. What? Why's everyone always laugh when I say that? They are after me lucky charms! What? Frow: It's a television commercial. With this cartoon leprechaun. And all of these children are trying to chase him. Hey, leprechaun man, leprechaun man. We want to get your lucky charms. Oh, and there's all these little tiny bits of marshmallows just stuck right into the cereal, so when the kids eat them, they think, "Ooo, this is candy! I'm having fun!" Listen Dr. Evil: I want chicken, I want liver. Meow Mix, Meow Mix, please deliver. Listen Austin Powers: No actually, I-uh-I have to save the world. Listen Austin Powers: I think you're shagadelic, baby. You're switched on, you're smashing. Listen Austin Powers: Shall we shag now or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first. You know, top and tails, hoar's bath. Personally before I'm on the job I like to give my under carriage a bit of a how's your father. Listen Austin Powers: Come on, baby. Work with me, people. Alright. Show me love. Great, baby. Yeah! Listen Guy At MOD: One swedish made penis enlarger pump. Austin Powers: That's not mine. Guy At MOD: One credit card receipt for swedish made penis enlarger, signed by Austin Powers. Austin Powers: I'm tellin' you, baby. That's not mine. Guy At MOD: One warranty card for swedish made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers. Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby! Guy At MOD: One book, swedish made penis enlarger pumps and me, this sort of thing is my bag...baby, by Austin Powers. Listen Back to Austin Powers

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