JIMMY OLSEN'S BLUES
Pocket Full of Kryptonite #1

Well, I don't think I can handle this
A cloudy day in metropolis
I think I'll talk to my analyst
I got it so bad for this little journalist
It drives me up the wall and through the roof
Lois and Clark in a telephone booth
I think I'm going out of my brain
I got it so bad for little Miss Lois Lane

Lois Lane please put me in your plan
Yeah, Lois lane you don't need no Superman
Come on downtown and stay with me tonight
I got a pocket full of kryptonite
I got a pocket full of kryptonite
I got a pocket full of kryptonite

He's leaping buildings in a single bound
I'm reading Shakespeare at my place downtown
Come on downtown and make love to me
I'm Jimmy Olsen not a titan, you see
He's faster than a bullet, stronger than a train
He's the one who got lucky
Got his cape around Miss Lois Lane
I can't believe my dilemma is real
I'm competing with the man of steel

Lois Lane please put me in your plan
Yeah, Lois lane you don't need no Superman
Come on downtown and stay with me tonight
I got a pocket full of kryptonite
I got a pocket full of kryptonite
I got a pocket full of kryptonite

Well, I don't think I can handle this
A cloudy day in metropolis
I think I'll talk to my analyst
I got it so bad for this little journalist

Lois Lane please put me in your plan
Yeah, Lois lane you don't need no Superman
Come on downtown and stay with me tonight
I got a pocket full of kryptonite
I got a pocket full of kryptonite
I got a pocket full of kryptonite

LITTLE MISS CAN'T BE WRONG
Pocket Full of Kryptonite #3

Been a whole lot easier since the bitch left town
Been a whole lot happier without her face around
Nobody upstairs gonna stomp and shout,
Nobody at the back door gonna throw my laundry out
She hold the shotgun while you do-si-do
She want one man made of hercules and cyrano
Been a whole lot easier since the bitch is gone
Little miss, little miss can't be wrong

Little miss, little miss, little miss can't be wrong
Ain't nobody gonna bow no more when you sound your gong
Little miss, little miss, little miss can't be wrong
What'cha gonna do
To get into another one of these rock 'n' roll songs?

Other peoples' thoughts they ain't your hand-me-downs
Would it be so bad to simply turn around
You cook so well, all nice and french
You do you brain surgery too mama, with a monkey wrench

Little miss, little miss, little miss can't be wrong
Ain't nobody gonna bow no more when you sound your gong
Little miss, little miss, little miss can't be wrong
What'cha gonna do
To get into another one of these rock 'n' roll songs?

I hope them cigarettes gonna make you cough
Hope you hear this song and it pissed you off
I take that back i hope your doing fine
And if i had a dollar i might give you ninety-nine

Little miss, little miss, little miss can't be wrong
Ain't nobody gonna bow no more when you sound your gong
Little miss, little miss, little miss can't be wrong
What'cha gonna do
To get into another one of these rock 'n' roll songs?

TWO PRINCES
Pocket Full of Kryptonite #7

One, two, princes kneel before you
(That's what I said, now)
Princes, princes who adore you
(Just go ahead, now)
One has diamonds in his pockets
(That sounds great, now)
This one, said he wants to buy you rockets
(Ain't in his head, now)

This one, he got a princely racket
(That's what I said, now)
Got some big seal upon his jacket
(Ain't in his head, now)
Marry him, your father will condone you
(How bout that, now)
Marry me, your father will disown you
(He'll eat his hat, now)

Aww, marry him or marry me,
I'm the one that loves you baby can't you see?
I ain't got no future or a family tree,
But I know what a prince and lover ought to be,
I know what a prince and lover ought to be

Said, if you want to call me baby
(Just go ahead, now)
An' if you'd like to tell me maybe
(Just go ahead, now)
An if you wanna buy me flowers
(Just go ahead, now)
And if you'd like to talk for hours
(Just go ahead, now)

Said, one, two, princes kneel before you
(That's what i said, now)
Princes, princes who adore you
(Just go ahead, now)
One has diamonds in his pockets
(That sounds great, now)
This one, he wants to buy you rockets
(Ain't in his head, now)

Marry him or marry me,
I'm the one that loves you baby can't you see?
I ain't got no future or a family tree,
But i know what a prince and lover ought to be,
I know what a prince and lover ought to be

Said, if you want to call me baby
(Just go ahead, now)
An' if you'd like to tell me maybe
(Just go ahead, now)
If you wanna buy me flowers
(Just go ahead, now)
And if you'd like to talk for hours
(Just go ahead, now)
And if you want to call me baby
(Just go ahead, now)
An' if you'd like to tell me maybe
(Just go ahead, now)
If you'd like buy me flowers
(Just go ahead, now)
And if you'd like to talk for hours
(Just go ahead, now)

If you want to call me baby

(Just go ahead, now)

An' if you'd like to tell me maybe

(Just go ahead, now)

If you wanna buy me flowers

(Just go ahead, now)

And if you'd like to talk for hours

(Just go ahead, now)

Ohh baby

(Just go ahead now) repeat to fade..