"(Yo man) Yo
(Open up man) What do you want man?
(My girl just caught me)
You let her catch you?
(I don't know how I let this happen)
With who?
(The girl next door, you know?) Man...
(I don't know what to do) Say it wasn't you
(Alright)"
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed,
Creeping with the girl next door,
Picture this we were both butt-naked,
Banging on the bathroom floor,
How could I forget,
That I had given her an extra key,
All this time she was standing there,
She never took her eyes off me.
How you can grant
the woman access to your villa,
Trespasser and a witness
while you cling on your pillow,
You better watch your back
before she turn into a killer,
Best for you and
the situation not to call the beaner,
To be a true player
you have to know how to play,
If she say you're not,
convince her say you're gay,
Never admit to a word
when she say makes a claim,
And you tell her baby no way.
But she caught me on the counter,
(It wasn't me),
Saw me banging on the sofa,
(It wasn't me)
I even had her in the shower,
(It wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera,
(It wasn't me)
She saw the marks on my shoulder,
(It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her,
(It wasn't me)
Heard the screams getting louder,
(It wasn't me)
She stayed until it was over.
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed,
Creeping with the girl next door,
Picture this we were both butt-naked,
Banging on the bathroom floor,
How could I forget,
That I had given her an extra key,
All this time she was standing there,
She never took her eyes off me.
I had tried to keep
her from what she was about to see,
Why should she believe
me when I told her it wasn't me,
Make sure she knows
it's not you and lead her on,
Da right prefix whenever
you should see her make da giggolo flex,
As funny as it be by you,
it not that complex,
Seein' is believin'
so you better change your specs,
You know she not gonna
be worrying bout things from she past,
Hardly recollecting and
then she'll go to noontime mass,
Your answer: go over
there but if she pack a gun,
You know you better run fast.
But she caught me on the counter,
(It wasn't me)
Saw me banging on the sofa,
(It wasn't me)
I even had her in the shower,
(It wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera,
(It wasn't me)
She saw the marks on my shoulder,
(It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her,
(It wasn't me)
Heard the screams getting louder,
(It wasn't me)
She stayed until it was over.
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed,
Creeping with the girl next door,
Picture this we were both butt-naked,
Banging on the bathroom floor,
How could I forget,
That I had given her an extra key,
All this time she was standing there,
She never took her eyes off me.
How could I forget,
That I had given her an extra key,
All this time she was standing there,
She never took her eyes off me,
Gonna tell her that
I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused,
I've been listenin' to your reasonin',
It makes no sense at all,
We should tell her that
I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused,
You may think that you're a player,
But you're completely lost.
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed,
Creeping with the girl next door,
Picture this we were both butt-naked,
Banging on the bathroom floor,
How could I forget,
That I had given her an extra key,
All this time she was standing there,
She never took her eyes off me.
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