The Bonding Page

sayang naman ang kacornihan namin kung di namin maibabahagi sa inyo o kung malimutan na lang namin. o siya, kaya heto na ang jokes page. para kasi kaming SM e. Bakit, kamo? Cuz' we've got it all!!! ( ang appropriate response sa mga jokes na ito ay, "yoko na, yoko na.." ü)

shempre, kung gusto mo mag-contribute ng joke, lumapit lang sa trese people... or sabihin mo out loud in class yung joke para mabilis kong maidadagdag dito! nyehehe ü

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  • Ano ang sinabi ni Pig1 kay Pig2?
    Pigure it out!

  • Makati Medical Hospital MURDER MYSTERY
    There was this case in the hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed and on Sunday mornings at 11 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. Or even murder. No one could solve the mystery as to "Why deaths happen on Sunday at 11 AM?" Jaime Licauco, Fr. Bulatao and the Ateneo paranormal folks were called. They arrived one Sunday, armed with special photographic equipment, infra-red devices and motion-sensitive radar to detect any presence. So on the next Sunday morning a few minutes before 11 a.m., all the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the mysterious phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, strings of garlic, amulets, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil spirits. Just then, the clock struck 11.......and.......then.......Mang Joe, part-time Sunday janitor, entered the ward, unplugged the life support system and plugged in the vacuum cleaner.

  • sign in a men's urinal reads: "hawak mo ang kinabukasan ng bayan.."

  • knock, knock.
    who's there?
    chicken wings of love.
    chicken wings of love who?
    chicken wings of love.. up der da two of us, the only way to fly.. flying high the chicken wings of love... *nakupo ang corneh!*

  • ano ang sabi ni O kay Q?
    mag-brief ka nga!

  • ano ang sabi ng unang shark sa pangalawang shark?
    patingin nga niyan!

  • knock, knock.
    who's there?
    itlog-beef-pork-liver.
    itlog beef pork liver who?
    when i fall in love.. itlog-beef-pork-liver...