Rules / FAQ

How can I get some of your stuff, dude?
There are three ways in which I'll do a trade. They are:
Trade - In which we each send the other CDs on a 1:1 ratio. I don't usually trade internationally, unless you're offering something truly wonderful. Also, you have to send first if you have no references. Otherwise, we send at the same time (Roughly, that is - timing it so we sent our packages to each other at the same moment in time would prove to be a bit difficult.) Just send me an e-mail with the following information included.
      Name
      Location
      What you want
      What you're offering
Blank CD - In which you send me 2 blank CD-Rs and I'll send you 1 filled with whatever you want. See the rules for a regular tradeabove - they're the same, except for the fact that you don't have to offer me anything. Besides blank CDs, that is.
Distro - In which I send you a CD, provided that you send me money. This is just like the normal trade, except you don't offer me CDs. I accept Money Orders and Cash, but the latter only at your own risk, as the Postal Service is a bit akward at times. (I've actually had a case of where I was sent a birthday card from my grandparents with two hundred dollars inside, and when it arrived at my house, the envelope had been re-sealed, but the money was gone. -_- That was, however, my only incident of the like. CDs cost 1.50, and that includes shipping as well. Note: I don't distro internationally, period.

How long will it take you to process my order?
Well, this depends on several things, and to prove how nice of a guy I am, I've created this little formula to help you figure this out on your own.

[ ( mL - OO ) * ( yL + yO) ] / SJ

Where mL is My Life, from which you subract OO, or the number of Other orders I'm processing at the same time as yours. Then, you multiply that by the sum of Your Location and the size of Your Order. Take all of this, and divide it by the number of bottles of Stocked Jolt I currently have in my fridge.

For those of you who actually wanted a real answer, it should take about a week, if I'm moderately busy, a few days if nothing else is happening, and who-knows-how-the-heck-long when life becomes chaotic.

Do you trade for/with Hentai?
Well, I don't have anything at the moment, but theoretically, yes, I do. Or, I will, should I ever get around to trading for some. Not really my thing, but if people want it, I'll give it to them.

Hey, can I send you silver CDs?
For those of you who are wondering...
NO, I DO NOT ACCEPT SILVER CDS! DEATH TO THOSE WHO DARE SEND THEM TO ME!
*The Manager of this Website would like to apologize to all of those who were traumatized by the sudden outburst of Raw Text. He would also like to honor those men and women who have been sent silver CDs and gone on with their lives. Your sacrifices were not in vain.
I do, accept, BRANDED CDs, such as Memorex, Sony, etc. If you ignore this, I'll never trade with you again, as well as ruin whatever reputated you might have that is not already tainted by your being in the possession of the accursed silvers CDs.

I Love/Hate/Don't Understand what you're talking about!!!! OR There's something I need to ask!!!
Um...Just send me an e-mail asking about whatever it is you want to know. I should answer you in a prompt fashion, unless I'm either not using the computer for a while (for some reason unknown to mankind), or I'm not going to answer you out of spite. That is a possibility, should the question be too completely stupid. Such questions include, but are not limited to:
      What's anime?
      I have no CDs/money/other stuff...Can you send me stuff for free, anyway?