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Your One Stop Fix of Male PMS of the Tribe Related Kind
By The One And Only Nic Fox
ok. This is my part of the site. MINE hear me? Fuck you. Here is where I will  rant and rave about anything and everything in the tribe "community" that  rubs me the wrong way. Now if it rubbed me the right way...i would slip it a five and my phone number. 
7.22.01
this little column is about two weeks late i think...who cares?[WEBMISRESS'S NOTE: ummm me?] Anyway, the focus of this weeks rant are the whiney U.S. fans. All they do on the message board is talk about is:

1)How sexy Michael Wesley-Smith is (even though I do find him to be a fairly attractive guy, you get my point)
2) how badly they wish the tribe would come to the U.S.
3) some twisted question about what they would do if confronted with what happened in the show.

In response All I have to say is:

1)Michael Wesley-Smith would most likely have nothing to do with you.
2)WAM doesn't have enough money for cloud9 to wanna promote over here.
3) the chances of a virus that only attacks adults...on a scale of one to 10 of that happening it ranks about a -800.

 
So in other words, these kids needs lives. Right now it is the summer time and i don't have shit to do either...i understand that...but let's not pretend here  kids. After the people on tribetalk read this they are gonna crucify me  because they dont like it when my views dont go right along with theirs...oh  well. And you may be saying "wow, this has so many grammatical and spelling  errors i cant even count them!"...feel free to write your congressman. I  want to hear your feedback haha.
E-mail me at
JunkieBastard@EnterNight.rr.nu and you may just see your whiney assed opinion posted up here somewhere (along with the witty comebacks- I mean comments of the EnterNight crew no doubt)...next week's article will be up...i dunno...whenever i  get around to it.

                         
-reporting for enter night...this is nic fox...good night.