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TRIBE ADVICE |
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Welcome to Ask Ariannya |
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As any good Tribling knows, the kids of the Tribe don't always make the best decisions when it comes to the varius problems that arise in their lives, even what they should do is pretty much common sense... well I have that sense and am here to share... |
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Featured Dilemma: |
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When your girlfriend dies in a tragic explosion and the next day you meet a hot chick... |
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Dear The Pantene Hair,
That's a toughie, and you're going to have to do some thinking... no wait nevermind, hello Am- I mean "not Amber"'s, body is bearily cold and you're already inviting complete strangers who just happen to be pretty to join your tribe? If Da- i mean "Not Danni", had been a 200 pound biker dude would you have been as pressed to get "Not Danni" into your mall and soon into your bed? I don't think so, actually I take that back, you probably would have.
Take a long hard look at Danni, I'm sorry, "Not Danni", is she really worth it? Hell no! She's got looks, but if you were to engage into a relationship with her, you would actually have to listen to the damn mupper talk. "Bill of Rights" this, "Ebony is responsible" that, blah, blah, blah. Even you don't deserve that
Pantene Hair, have you ever once in your life not been the boy that all the girls want? You just go from one girl to the next, and it doesn't matter who they are as long as you have a girl to take care of, just once be alone.
And that's all I have to say about that,
Ariannya |
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Dear Ariannya,
My girlfriend of several weeks, let's call her "Not Amber", and love of my life recently died in a tragic explosion, and by recently I mean yesterday, and I was really torn up about it... that is until I met Da- I mean this girl who shall only be refered to as "Not Danni", anyway she is really hot, I mean really intellegent and stuff and Amber has been dead so long, don't you think it's time I move on?
Sincerely, Pantene Hair "not" in Phenix Mall, Sector 10, Tribeworld |
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