Locoswocky
by me

'twas brilling, and the demon dogs
did destroy and on the city rave;
all crazy were the circus tribe
and the mall rats were brave.

"beware the Locoswock, my son!
They know to fight, you may get catch!
Bewere the nomads tribe, don't shine,
"For slaves is they're trade!

He took his vorpal hair in hand,
Long time the antidote he sought--
So rested he, by the Gaian tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Locoswock, with eyes of blue,
Came whiffling through the tiny mall,
And burbled as it came!

One two! One two! And through and through
The locoswock went bing and bang!
He left it dead, and in the lake,
The body was burned down.

"And hast thou slain the Locoswock?
He was my brother, don't you know?
Oh day of sad, and day of glad!",
He chortled in his soy.

'twas brilling, and the demon dogs
did destroy and on the city rave;
all crazy were the circus tribe
and the mall rats were brave.