The screen opens with the camara on the enterance way as a house show is about to start and all the fans are sitting and waiting for the first wrestler to come out so they can get the first match underway. but then all of a sudden music hits that anit been heard in a couplke week. "astonishing panarama of the ends times" by Marilyn Manson comes shuting out of the pa system. and the crownd goes wild. some of them booing and some of them cheering. the song plays for a minute and then from beyond the curtain comes hazzard with microphone in hand. he makes his way down to the ring and climbs in. he walks around it for a minute, then the music cuts. he pulls the mic up to his mouth and gets ready to say something but then pulls it back down and looks around the arena.
HAZZARD:oh its been a while sence i have been out here to address you all. then let me think were would be the best spot for me to start? i guess ill sart with w.i.t.c.h. now they got a rather good stable going but the fact of the matter is how do i know that i can trust these guys i mean in the past i did get screwed by both vertigo and the sickness. and come to think of it why would i want that risk again. but now on the other hand they are all fine athilets and it would be good to have them on my side. i just dont know. but i would have to say that is about enough of them.
Just as hazzard is getting ready to say the next thing on his mind "1996" by marilyn manson comes though the arena. the sickness then comes out and walks down to the ring. he gets in and and grabs a mic from a guy on the side of the ring as his music cuts.
SICKNESS:Now now now hazzard, me and you go back. we sarted at the lsw around the same time. we fought each other several times. and yes we have had our differances. but hell when we were working together we were unstopable. i mean hell we were the tag team champions.now wouldn't you like to be that team once again. we can even right now issue a challange to the tag team champions right now jake briggs and dark skull for them straps of gold. what do you say?
HAZZARD:What do i say? thats a good question. i know i said once you were one of the best wrestlers here and then another time i said that i would tear you from limb to limb. and yet otherr times i could of cared less what you were doing. so what do i say? i say that if you want to have a match for the tag titles well we can have a maych for the tag titles.
just as hazzard gets it out of his mouth "sic" by slipknot comes over the arena and vertigo comes throughthe enterance way and down into the ring. he gets the microphone from the sickness.
VERTIGO:so its final hazzard is now a member of w.i.t.c.h.
HAZZARD:wait a second who ever said that i was a memmber of your little stable. i think all i said was that i would do a match for the tag titles with sickness here if the two jerkasses accepted. i never ever stated wheater or not i was gonna be in w.i.t.c.h. or not.so before you go making your asomshon on weater or not im in or not you should wait to make sure i am.
VERTIGO:Well are you in or not?
HAZZARD:i would have to say that hum should i join or not. i would say yes. yes i will join your stable but dont think for one second that i will trust any of you. and if so be it that any of you become a problem i will eliminate my problem.
and now that i am back i would like to say something to the little wolf boy if you want a match with me you got it just name the time and place and i will accept.
Hazzard throws the mic down as his music hits and him vertigo and the sickness all exit the ring and up the ramp way and dissappear behind the curtain as the screen cuts off