Ah yes, thanksgiving... One of the days out of the year that most people have off work, and their families can get together for a meal. We stuff ourselves full until we feel the need to take a nap. And why is this? Does turkey have some secret to it? I think it's a conspiracy.

You hear all the nice stories about the first thanksgiving and all that, but what happens when you really think about it. Maybe the pilgrims knew the napping power of the turkey and really fed it to the idians in order to make them nap so they could burn down their villages and take their land.

They took most of the women and childen, and some of the men and invited the indians over for a nice meal to show their acceptance. Meanwhile, most of the men pilgrims were waiting in the wings for the meal to end. Once the indians stuffed themselves with food and went off for nappy time, the pilgrims attacked. The indians not knowing what was going on because they were under the magical spell of the turkey.

The pilgrims then made up the nice version of the thanksgiving story in order to not make themselves look like the savages they really were. hehehehe So there you have it, my thanksgiving day thought. =)