Life Fairly Normal
Correspondants from all departments are reporting abnormally normal levels of emotion, activity, workload, and more. "Not much out-of-the-ordinary is going on these days" says one resident.
- 30 September 2005 -

Inspired from Above
Inspiration came tonight after watching a documentary on 431 AD Sqn - the Snowbirds. One audience member was overheard to say, "Man, how can so many people not just totally want to do that???".
- 27 September 2005 -

Security Measures Upgraded
A newfound concern for security in post 9-11 society has new passwords being created for all online accounts. The population is generally excited about the enactment of "New Password Week".
- 27 September 2005 -

Bust a Move
A wonderful workout at the gym and notice of friends moving away is at the top of the headlines this week. There's a hurricane somewhere, too, if anyone really cares.
- September 2005 -

Dark Skies Welcome Winter Constellations
It was a joyous morning yesterday as old friends were reunited in the cool morning air on the driveway of 53 Norton Blvd.
- 20 September 2005 -

Fall List Won't Exist
Due to the distracting nature of lists, management will forego the release of a Fall List, and instead wait until winter when employees have adjusted to school workloads.
- 18 September 2005 -

Web Features Unveiled
The final version of Robertland has been released. A succesful synthesis of Jane's Defense Weekly, Cockeyed, and The Space Review designs with exclusive robertland content resulted in a great page with updates, features, and random quotes/images on the home page every time visitors...visit.
- 18 September 2005 -

Peeps Under Construction
The People section of this site is under construction. Please be patient as I collect, refine, and publish my little tributes to those people who have impacted my life in ways that a website could never explain.
- 18 September 2005 -

Fitness Levels Improving
A new survey shows students in the area are becoming more fit, reversing the trend shown by the average population.
- 18 September 2005 -

Best Saturday on Record
While officials continue (unsuccessfully) to sift through their historical records, local residents are coming to the conclusion that Saturday September 11th may very well have been the best Saturday ever experienced in recorded history.
- 16 September 2005 -

Design Contract Awarded
Today bagged lunches failed for the last time. RJ Engineering Inc has been awarded a contract to redesign lunches to eliminate any further incidences of leakage or lid failure.
- 16 September 2005 -

Tongues injured in blaze
M Berthiaume's crop of hot peppers started a blaze on R Berthiaume's tongue this evening. Firefighters were able to contain the blaze; the tongue was treated for exposure to hotness and is recovering comfortably.
- 16 September 2005 -