From the Floating Log at Frogmorton

The Silmarillion (to the tune of Incense and

Peppermints)

Two trees of Valinor, twelve kinds of elf

A strong urge to put the book back on the shelf

Some female personnel, there's something new

Somewhat repetitive, what can you do?

Who cares what Valier were?

This story's got no characters

A Flood tale that splits the whole world in two

A Rorschach for undergrads, one point of view

A surefire sleeping pill, I've heard that too.

Manwe, Silmarils

Melkor, Silmarils

Dead kings and several rings no one can find

Feanor's the only name that sticks in my mind

Chopping trees is always/ the worst you can do

So what's Cirdan making then, mithril canoes?

Who know where ents/ and hobbits came in?

They missed the Creation myth/ seems like a sin

Melian, Silmarils

Mardil, Silmarils