From the Floating Log at Frogmorton

Bilbo Baggins, rather old

Was still quite hale and hearty.

Left the Shire suddenly

From his birthday party.

Bilbo Baggins, keep it up,

Bilbo Baggins dandy.

Mind the music and the step

And with the Ring be handy!

Frodo Baggins came to Bree

Riding on a pony.

Put his finger in the Ring

To prove he was no phony.

Frodo Baggins messed it up,

Frodo Baggins dandy.

Mind the music and the step

And with the Elves be handy!

Samwise Gamgee left from Bree,

Starting on his journey.

Took the apple in his hand,

And threw it at Bill Ferny!

Samwise Gamgee keep it up,

Samwise Gamgee dandy.

Mind the music and the step,

And with the Elves be handy!

Gandalf caught old Saruman

Doing things illegal.

Saruman locked Gandalf up,

But he hopped a passing Eagle.

Gandalf Greyhame keep it up,

Gandalf Greyhame dandy.

Mind the music and the step,

Those birds sure come in handy!