From the Floating Log at Frogmorton
The
Prancing Pony (by Barry Manilow)
His
name was Strider, he was a Ranger
With
a hood that hid his face and a name that hid his
He'd
been to Gondor, he'd been to Rohan
And
while he waited to be king, hobbits came in with a
In
through the inn-yard door, they came these hobbits four
And
they nervously eyed each other
Who
could ask for more?
At
the Pony, the Prancing Pony
The
hottest spot east of Lindon-- he
Scared
'em at the Pony, the Prancing Pony
Drinkin'and noshin' were mostly the fashion at the
Pony...
Don't
use the Ring.
His
name was Frodo, he had the One Ring
And
as he hid amongst the crowd he heard Pippin
And
so he tried to make a distraction
But
Frodo went a bit too far, he vanished from the bar
And
then the rumors flew, and cups were smashed in two
There
was a crash and the hobbit vanished
But
just who fooled who?
He
used the Ring.
Pony,
the Prancing Pony
Pony,
the Prancing Pony
Pony,
the Prancing Pony
Strider
got scary
Told
them be wary
Night
raids and slashin' had not been the fashion at
the
Pony...
(instrumental
interlude to denote the passage of time)
His
name is Frodo, he saved the world
Took
on the Dark Lord with his Sam and got the upper hand
Now
it's a free world, but not for Frodo
Without
the ring he used to bear, Frodo sits there in his chair
And
though he's still refined, and drinks a cup of wine
He
lost his ring and he lost his finger
Nearly
lost his mind
Don't
use the ring
Don't
use the ring
Prancing
Pony... (fade slowly, like a hobbit)