C: Greetings! I have been chosen to welcome you to the house of the roses, though why that is, I have no idea. Before you go any farther, I suppose I should direct you to Sushi's Random Disclaimer, written by the administrator of this site, Suteshi (Sushi to her friends). And now that that's out the way, allow me to introduce myself. I am Callisto, a legendary warrior from days of old who comes to you now to regale you with tales of my heroism. To begin...
H: Stop, Cal, they don't want to hear about that! BTW, folks, my name's Haruka and around here I'm mostly in charge of keeping Cal under control. Hey, Cal, I was just kidding. Where're you going with that hand? Mumph! Un phoom moh! Moh pay, mas iuh! (scuffle ensues between Callisto and Haruka.)
U: Sheesh! You guys! Stop for a second! Don't you have something better to do? Didn't Sushi give you guys a task? You guys? Are you even listening to me?
7: I believe they are not listening to you, Utena. However, it does appear that they are becoming better at this, so perhaps they will be finished soon.
U: But what if they're not? Who's going to tell about what Haruka's supposed to tell about?
S: I will! Where Sushi's script? Ah, here! (picks up several pieces of paper Haruka threw down in the scuffle and distributes them among herself and the other two) Ahem. "To find out more about how we got together, read "The Rose: parts I, II, and III." There! That not so hard!
U: "Our continuing adventures are not posted yet, but will be as soon as we finish telling them to Sushi so she can write them all down." Wait a minute. She was writing them down?
7: No. (Utena looks relieved) She was using a tape recorder to preserve our stories. It was barely visible in her coat pocket. Now she's writing them down. (Utena looks stricken) Moving on, I believe it is my turn. "Also, check the links page to find other sites dedicated to us as individuals." I am...confused. Why would people compose sites for us as individuals when it is so much more efficient to devote a site to all of us?
S: Beat me.
U: That's "Beats me," Shampoo, and the reason is, not everyone knows our story.
7 & S: (unison)Ooohhhhh.
The Rose: Part I (unfinished)
The Rose: Part II (not available yet)
The Rose: Part III (not available yet)