Question 1: Who are you?
Answer: If you answer this question with your name, a shrug, or a smart-ass comment, then you are not ready to do drugs. If, however, you can write an essay on who you are, or you can answer in such a way that it is obvious you thought about this first, go on to Question 2.
Question2: Where are you going?
Answer: If you answer, "To a rave!" then you are not ready to do drugs. If, however, you have a meaningful answer about where your life is going, go on to Question 3.
Question 3: Have you done your research?
Answer: If you answered no, then you are not ready to do drugs. If, however, you understand the dangers of drugs, know about the ways alcohol/noise/unfamiliar environments/cops interact with various drugs, and can rattle off the top of your head basic first aid and safety precautions involved with doing drugs, move on to Question 4.
Question 4: Do you have friends around you who you know very well and trust, and who also know how to take care of you if you get fucked up?
Answer: If you answered no, then you are not ready to do drugs. If, however, you do have close friends nearby who understand the dangers of doing drugs and ways to handle various situations that may arise, and are mature enough not to panic should you have a bad reaction, then more on to the final Question, Question 5.
Question 5: Do you know what you're getting, and/or have a testing kit ready?
Answer: If you answered no, then you are not ready to do drugs. If you answered yes, then congratulations - you are a mature, responsible, well-informed person. Does this mean you should do drugs? No! Drugs are illegal, and many drugs can have serious physical consequences on a person. The decision whether or not you are ready to take drugs should always be a personal one. The point of this quiz was to determine if you are ready and mature enough to make that decision for yourself. If you failed any question on this test, then don't rush things. Wait until you are ready.