ENGLISH, JAMAICAN,TRINI AND BAJAN DIALECT
ENGLISH: Excuse me little girl, can I fit in There?
JAMAICAN: Hey, pickney, small up youself!
TRINI: Smallie, gimmeh ah pass dey nuh.
BAJAN: Scotch rung!

ENGLISH: That woman is overweight.
JAMAICAN: Lawd, look how she fat and spread out like mash bullfrog.
TRINI: Oh jeesan, dah woman realllll fat
BAJAN: You she big as shite ya.

ENGLISH: You are such an attractive woman.
JAMAICAN: Gal you look like fresh vegetable.
TRINI: Darlin, yuh lookin real good.
BAJAN: Psssstt my friend.

ENGLISH: I really would like for us to be intimate.
JAMAICAN: Gal mi wan be wid you.
TRINI: Chek nah, ah wan tuh breed yuh.
BAJAN: Ya gunna gimme peice or wha?

ENGLISH: There are a lot of men out there, that I can date besides you.
JAMAICAN: Tree no grow inna my face yu know.
TRINI: You feel you is God gift to woman. Laterz!
BAJAN: When one door shut anudder one does open.

ENGLISH: He is such a womanizer.
JAMAICAN: Him walk bout like dawg, every light post him si him haffi stap.
TRINI: Heez ah real sweetman.
BAJAN: Heez de man.

ENGLISH: You really should get him out of your life dear.
JAMAICAN: Dat de man jus a block traffic, tell him fi ease off.
TRINI: Done dat man oui.
BAJAN: Ya should leff he raaaaassshole!!!

ENGLISH: He is such a kind, sensitive man.
JAMAICAN: Him a saawfas man.
TRINI: Heez a sorfman
BAJAN: Heez a buller!!!

ENGLISH: You have a crumb on your face, dear.
JAMAICAN: You look like when fowl come from mango walk.
TRINI:Yuh have ting on yuh face.
BAJAN: Uh uuuh!!! Was dat on ya face???

ENGLISH: Oh, I see you are entering puberty! .
JAMAICAN: How you face bumpy-bumpy like grater so?
TRINI: Yuh face real juk up gyul.
BAJAN: Ya face look like a ripe sour-sop.

ENGLISH: Honestly, I don't know the answer.
JAMAICAN: Ah wah you a bodda me guthole fa?
TRINI: Me eh know nah.
BAJAN: WHA???

ENGLISH: Hors d'heurves
JAMAICAN: Ah wah dis yah likkle sinting you a gi me?
TRINI: Wey de food?
BAJAN: Horse Derves.