Trinity Student Issue Archive: Volume 2

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Issue Archive: Volume 2

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Issue 1 • September 8, 2000 (184K)

Buildings relocated, visitors even more confused
Graduated student still hanging around
Professor does not need to go over academic integrity policy
Three's company: new 'triples' rooms deployed

Issue 2 • September 22, 2000 (76K)

'Electronic classroom' triumphs over adversity
Prof nearly launches nuclear war
English professor fails to publish, sentenced to perish
Student Comment: The porn is my roommate's, I swear!
Column: Ask Dr. Love

Issue 3 • October 6, 2000 (88K)

Cell phones to replace student ID cards
Aramark to begin testing new, greasier tater-tot
Triniteers to get help not from charter, but from somewhere

Issue 4 • October 27, 2000 (80K)

SUVs call for public debate with rival BMWs
Art department commits suicide
Campus rearranged again
Almighty and sidekick touch down on campus: "Vote God for God!"
Your free food is all mine, you fools
Trinity Student voter's guide

Issue 5 • November 10, 2000 (68K)

Election kinda over, students slump back into apathy
Viagra prescribed for Murchison Tower
Tuttle hospitalized after ASR general meeting

Issue 6 • December 1, 2000 (120K)

Magic stones converse, launch harsh anti-vandalism campaign
'Over-ground' student newspapers flood campus
Distinguished lecturer virtually indistinguishable
Foggy math and the admissions crisis

Issue 7 • January 26, 2001 (96K)

Raid on freshman quad reveals slave trade, debauchery
Student studies abroad... in France
Decorational drug use at record high
God postpones destruction of Earth again

Issue 8 • February 9, 2001 (80K)

Library to offer remodeled 'Comfo-rest study suites'
Trinity stock soars on IPO
Article in 'Student' not about student
Biology department unveils 'Human-pig'

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