Songfic: Pink, By AeroSmith
By Lena Ban Obsidian, Chieftain of the Obsidian Clan and destroyer of calm
Disclaimer: I don’t own the lyrics to the song or Charas for the fic.
Open on Heero and Trowa absently sipping mugs of Coffee, sitting next to each other and gazing out a window at the snowy world. Quatre and Duo sneak up behind them, wearing big smiles.
Quatre: Pink- It’s my new obsession
The two stoics turn to see that Quatre is wearing pink bell-bottoms, a magenta T-shirt that’s really tight, and a pair of lavender sunglasses atop his head. Duo is the same, but he also has a nice, pink, feather boa. Both stoics immediately stand and sweat-drop.
Duo: Pink, it’s not even a question.
The two pink-clad bishounen grab the arms of their respective lovers, swinging them in close.
Quatre: Pink- on the lips of your lover
Trowa now notices the berry pink lip-gloss Quatre is wearing. He blinks and doesn’t think to avoid the kiss Quatre gives him.
Duo: ‘Cause pink is the love you discover…
Duo throws Heero down on the table and gives him one of those looks. They kiss in that lovely, lip bruising, passionate way we like to think they should.
Duo and Quatre: Pink
Duo: As the Bing on your cherry
Duo and Quatre: Pink
Quatre: ‘Cause you are so very
Duo and Quatre: Pink, it’s the color of passion
Trowa and Heero have regained their senses and watch in a slightly bemused manner.
Duo and Quatre: But today, it just goes with the fashion (They do octave jump, both stoics stare)
Quatre: Pink, it was love at first sight
He gives Trowa a predatory grin; the other blinks again and is savagely kissed.
Duo: Pink, when I turn out the light
Heero takes action and kisses Duo hurriedly, trying to wriggle out from under the other and get to the door. We finally notice that Trowa is doing the same. It’s too strange for the poor boys.
Quatre and Duo: Pink gets me high as a kite
Trowa and Heero break away at the same time and run for it. Quatre and Duo quickly recover from their slightly blissed out states of moments before and give chase.
Quatre and Duo: (determinedly) and I think everything is going to be all right no matter what we do tonight-
Quatre backs Trowa into a corner, smiling happily.
Quatre: You could be my flamingo
Trowa shakes his head and does that triple axle jump/flip of his, racing off away from Quatre. The blond watches for a moment, then shakes himself out of it and follows.
Duo, on the other hand, holds Heero with another kiss, smiling faintly and trying to back the other down with more subtle means.
Duo: And pink- is the new kind of lingo
Trowa brushes past Heero and Duo, interrupting their kiss, and Heero regains himself, following his companion away from the crazy pink duo. Quatre and Duo cheerily watch them go, knowing what waits in that direction. The fugitive boys are stopped by a pink car, and out steps Relena. Trowa and Heero exchanged slightly disgusted, but nonetheless terror-stricken looks.
Trowa: Pink
Heero: as a Mecca umbrella
Relena pouts as they try to get around or away from her.
Relena: Kink- it’s just ‘cause you’re jealous…
Duo and Quatre Catch up to the other boys and now shield them from Relena defensively. She protests this, saying of course that Heero loves her, not Duo.
Relena: Pink, it was love at first sight.
All four boys shake their heads hurriedly, and Duo replies with a suggestive smile to Heero.
Duo: Pink when I turn out the light.
Wufei and Sally appear from nowhere and restrain Relena, winking at the other four. They take off, smiling. Relena wails, but Sally and Wufei just smile at each other.
Sally: Pink gets me high as a kite
Wufei: And I think everything is going to be all right
Sally: (smirking) no matter what we do tonight?
Duo has finally cornered Heero again, and in a bedroom no less. He adopts a pleading expression.
Duo: I want to be your lover
Quatre leads Trowa into his bedroom, (the other has finally gotten tired enough from all the running not to resist.)
Quatre: And I- I wanna wrap you in rubber
In Duo’s Room, the two are lying on the bed under the sheets (which are disturbingly magenta) and looking rather pleased with themselves.
Duo: Pink as the sheets that we lay on
In the other room, Quatre somehow got Trowa to pose for him (not nude, you hentais) and is drawing him with charcoal pencils, calm and happy, when he has an eeeeevil idea. He looks up at Trowa, who regards him with hesitation.
Quatre: Pink is my favorite crayon
Duo and Heero: Pink, it was love at first sight
Quatre: Pink when I turn out the light
Trowa: (smiling faintly) Pink, it’s like red but not quite
All four: And I think everything is going to be all right no matter what we do tonight.
The day ends and everyone’s happy- even Relena, who was introduced to a guy named Ralph. (Nyah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!)
Notes: For those who are going ‘who’s Ralph?’ he is a young man who was in the mercenaries with Trowa (that is, Nanashi) and looked remarkably like Heero. I’ve decided that even evil folk should be happy now and then.